Sex or ski?

ok my friend thinks hes goin to his house up in killington.. which i doubt he is.. and im tyrin to get with this chick this weekend.. what do u think is more possible.. and what would you do?
 
there are plenty of days left to ski my man. get that fuckin pussy while its fresh. u leave her this weekend she gonna fuck someone else you dont want another dick in there before yours.
 
depends on how often you get to ski/ how often you get laid/ how hot the girl is. Just from knowing you are skiing in Vermont I'd prolly go with getting some butt
 
ski, sex lasts an hour maybe 2 skiing is all day . My girlfriend would go with me, then figure the rest our when time permits. skier girls kick ass
 
well... i like to ski all day. party and have sex till 4am, then get up at 7am and ride all day again! that way, you get the best of both worlds
 
well i could lie and say something but ive never been laid ...... there would have to be pretty damn good condish
 
dude... go Ski.

You can have sex 12 months of the year, you can only ski for 5. Get as much skiing in as you can while you can ski. Come the middle of the summer, youd wish you had skied more this winter, I gurrentee it.
 
Here's what you do-

Kill the girl, take the body with you to killington. They call it killington for a reason. After a good solid 3 days of sex after skiing, dispose the now rotting body. Sometimes it takes more time for it to rot, depending on how many preservatives she ate on a regular basis. Get her to eat lots of microwave dinners before you kill her. Remember, after 4 days you can catch a really nasty disease, so be careful: a human body is not milk, you cant drink it after its expiry date.
 
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