Sex in highschool-the truth

the truth is sex in school can only happen if the girl thinks she is in love. this takes time, and effort. movies, dinners, hikes and picnics are just some of the obstacles involved, also be wary of the occasional mental breakdown where the girl feels that she is only worth the boounty of the v card, dont forget the cock blocks, they can be very protective and hard to deal with...... then one day she is ready. fuck, suck, repeat........ after a while the desire for sex is beyond the male and has leaked into the female phyce. this is what i call the rabbit phase of the relationship, eventually the relationships crumbles and the female is ready for the rigirous demands of college, while the male has boosted his ego and prepared himself for future mates..... that is sex in highschool the truth
 
Good thing you threw her down the stairs.

That would suck though if she had a kid. The dude I work with is 18 lives in a shithole with his girlfriend whos now a fat bitch, and 8 month old daughter. I always thought the kid was gay then BAMM out of left field he has a kid. But seriously the kid is dirt poor now always trying to hit me up for money and theres nothing he can do to change that. Plus he just graduated highschool and can't go to college cause he doesn't have time and can't afford it.

Man I'm glad I don't have a kid!
 
well, i can be positive it isnt anybody else, but im just thinking i need to clean my weiner better-its gotta be because i put it back in
 
Ok, this thread started out legit and then became ridiculous and mildly unpleasant. Has anyone seen the OP's last two posts? Seems like a fucked up way to brag about something, but maybe that's just me.

If you are telling the truth, that is some scary shit, and you should be thankful as hell because your life would've been ruined. And to the author of the "real truth of sex in high school" somewhere on this page... truer words have never been spoken.
 
some of you are retarded. pulling out sucks, except for the occasional finishinhermouth. and its horribly unsafe
 
True that. My Gf/ex/now friends with benefits that I wanna get back with is constantly like oh fuck me fuck me now. And im like, look around, see all these people. Not here. Maybe over there, but not here
 
My girl has scared me a few times by saying she thinks she's pregnant. I ask her when her last period was and she was like, "Only two weeks ago! I hope I get it soon!!!" Hahaha, it's funny.
 
happened to me...i didnt think it was a very funny joke. so on april fools day i told her i cheated on her...pwn3d.
 
do they even teach sex ed in school anymore? this thread begs for you kids to get a real talk about sex
 
yeah, that is wierd if it was up top and this old, but i have a question. why did your gf wear the ER bracelet from her miscarrige to summer school? wouldnt you think she would cut it off before she had to explain why she was at the ER?

 
but if you pull out and bust on her chest, how the hell are you getting semen on your junk? are you stirrin' it around on her immediately afterwards or what?

 
In my criminal justice class we're talking about infanticide (death of infants) and there was this chick who had her premature baby (weighed 3 pounds) wrapped it in garbage bags and stuffed in it a box in her room.
 
Yeah, we were going to have meatloaf that night, but then our guests found it before we could start cooking.
 
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