Sex in a pool

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my friend says that a chick can't get pregnant if you do it in a pool. i disagree. so like any other bored 17 year old i turn to NS.com for your oppinions!

 
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the chlorine will fuck up your sperm but not all of it, theres still a chance she could get pregnant, and the baby will probably be retarded cause of the chlorine

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i remember the hot tub sex thread

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if you want to shoot blanks just take a hot bath ( or go in jacoozi. the heat will shut down your sperm production so when you have sex afterwards you shoot blanks

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not only is the chlorine bad, but the pressure of watter getting jammed up into her isnt good either.

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water wont get up into where you are goin my man (at least not very far).

you can get her pregnant in any situaiton where you are inside without a rub-a-dub-dubber. so moral of the story is to put on your raincoat and get wet

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well your friend is absolutely retarded.

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Maybe it was the suction careated inside. It was a while since i took my lifeguarding and they told us about why never ever to go into a public hottub.

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please pardon the cacography

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
I'm pretty sure you can get pregnant, and how the hell are girls able to go swimming if chlorine hurts them? i don't think there are going to be pressure problems either. you guys are silly.

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i can imagine a spermy swimming in a hot tub and growing to like a foot long

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u can have sex in the pool, the only problem is if water gets inside and stays inside while ur having sex and all the thrusting makes the water become pressurized and fuck up the cervix and shit...

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i saw this on the sunday night sex show with sue johanssen or whatever her name is and she said it was bad because the water gets pushed up her vagy and can cause some major problems

 
its a bad idea...

you can cause cavitation while thrusting which causes tiny air bubbles to be forced up into the vagina, which then puts air in her veins, which then can cause an embolism, which means you die. same thing would happen if you blew into a girls vagina or a guys penis.

 
jesus christ....your 17 and asking this question?

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wait...so if the chlrine gets all up in the vagina, does it stay in there? like two days later when all that water in the vag just squirts out like a water queef mall over you huisness partner.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
hahahahha^

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my theory is that if you have sex in the pool, the chlorine will bleach your sperm and your kid will end up albino... however im not gonna try to prove this theory

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my theory, is if you have sex in the pool, your children are going to come out to be half dolphin, half human babies.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
Ok, refer to the sex in the hot tub thread, that was jsut brought back to life.

And there still a chance of getting pregant, so just use a condom, or jizz in the water, but no one likes swiming in jizz water.

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in response to whoever asked about the chemicals hurting the girl... it doesn't hurt you when you just swim because your vagina isn't wide open for the world to float up in. but when you have a phallic object thrusting itself as far into your reproductive area, comletely surronded by water, you're going to get shit up in your fragile areas where not many things ever reach.

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some girl asked this in health class last summer but the teacher said it wasnt rue. It can still happen. She was real hot too.

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ya dont buy anything that says you wont get pregnant, its not true no matter what if your stupid enough she can get knocked up

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a health teacher (with a phd (which makes him a doctor)) says that its actually worse than normal sex,

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-the suction created can cause damage

-the girl can still get pregnant if no condom is worn

-screwing in water messes with the natural lubrication that is produced during sex. This lack of lubrication can cause friction problems for you and the girl

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i am pretty sure you would have the sperm the size of a salmon in a week if you gizzumed in your pool

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ahhhhhh hahahahahahahaha

i agree, this is a sad question. Next before making a fool of yourself, you should use a little known resource called GOOGLE

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^^it would be like a salmon farm with giant sperm

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haha i think thats why porns stopped the hot tub scenes and shit, anyways why would u do it in a hot tub, it would be so uncomfortable

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My health teacher told my class that nothing gets fucked up when you have sex in a pool or hot tub.

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GOD DAMNIT this is gunna turn into another one of those threads where EVERY says the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING FOR 3 PAGES, just look the god damn motherfucking hottub sex thread!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i was watching this tv show once and they did an experiment on that and it doesnt do anything to your sperm so you can still get the girl pregnet

 
this girl was telling me that its bad for the girl... but the truth is, shes a dirty liar... and a dirty whore

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wait so if jizzing ina hot tub makes your sperm huge, then screwing in a hot tub must result in morbidly obese babies then, huh?

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
i'm still not sure about this pressure thing, bc some chicks masterbate with running water from a bathtub faucet or a shower head. that has alot of pressure and you don't hear about anyone getting messed up from that.

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Dinosaurs are so cool.
 
^to tell you the truth, I've never even heard of "that".

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
running water is fine, showers are fine, water falls are fine, but if your submerged you get cavitation and the tiny little air bubbles have nowhere to go but up and in. it seriously can kill you.

 
For those of you who havnt had sex in a pool, the lubrication isn't the right kind and it doesnt feel very good.

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^no, dolphin you asshole!

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
agreed, and its easy for girls to get infection doing it. water jet on the clit well that a whole other way for girls to have some intense fun

Stress will get you nowhere,

 
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