Sex for christmas?

sneather

sneather

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ok my gf says that for christmas i am getting 10 little things that are all differnt but do the same job and they start with c and end with s and are 7 letters ..... they are a secret and im not allowed to show them to anyone ..... are they condoms?? and she is planning a special day on the 27th (when her parents wont be home) ..... am i getting laid?????
 
maybe she didnt know how to spell counter strike and thought it was counter strikes. counter strikes are 14 letters long, twice as much as she said, meaning you would be getting 3 coppies of counter strikes, so you could hack and cheat on two and get those banned while leaving you 1 good one to play on legit. that leaves us to the last gift, you said 7 little things and 6 (well three) of em are counter strike so the third I think is...C-cuppss. Breast enhancement and counter strike, lucky you!
 
Damn, you're lucky. I wish I was getting 10 clerics. I never seem to get shit done on time with all this menial work.
 
Cancers - they all kill.

Lung

Liver

Colon

Prostate

Testicular

Esophogial

Breast

Brain

Leukemia

Marrow

Happy Holidays!
 
Yes. You're probably getting laid. 10 times too. She's probably figuring that she's at least got a 1 in 10 chance of getting off. Don't disappoint.
 
thats right you are getting laid!!!

but your not getting a condoms. so after 7 nights of sex you will say "since we didnt use condums what was my gift?"

and of corse her answer will be "cifilis"
 
we better find out what this is after you get it.

im guessing cookies. thats whats being said in a couple of threads asking "what do i get my bf for christmas?" so all the girls are cooking cookies.
 
if its gunna be both of yours first time its prolly gunna be a little weird at first haha. just cuz she wont be used to the stretching.
 
why would you show this to people you dont know... you must be 13 or just a fucking retard...seriously why would you share any personal information to people such as sexual shit.. god damnit.. to make yourself look cool.. go mature alittle
 
I remember you saying that in 420.

Disclaimer: I didn't say they all WILL kill, I just said they all kill... as in CAN kill. Sorry if you took offense. My grandmother and yellow lab both died of leukemia.
 
Naw, don't worry bout it. I was just messin. It doesn't bother me at all. Maybe i should've included a disclaimer myself.
 
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