Some speaker came in to my planning class with a huge wooden dildo, that she called Mr. Woody, and showed us how to properly apply a condom.
She also pointed out that when a condom is the right way to be put on, it looks like a sombrero, which she giggled at and called cute.
It's not supposed to look like a tuque.
We all found that funny, so you could do that, and be funny too.