sex and socks

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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alright have any of you ever had sex with socks on?

so the first time i ever had sex, the girl took off all of my clothes, but left my socks on. that was cool cuz there was a cold wooden floor. however, when i wanted to go smoke a bowl, i was putting on my clothes and she noticed my socks were still on. she bitched me out for wearing socks while i fucked her, and to this day i have never had sex with socks on.

it's almost become a turn on for me to have sex with socks on. and to make things a little more interesting, ski socks on. BIG RED ONES! and i could call them my red rockets.

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
tell that bitch to shut up! she is the one who left 'em on ya. she's got no right to complain. stoopid beyotches!

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
i saw american pie, and i tried having sex with a sock on my wiener.. now i have triplets, i agree, no socks for sex.

-Ryan

 
i left the soxs on once , but there was a hole in the bottem of em and my toes came out and i felt kinda skummy so i just took the soxs off

member#13687

'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
ya using socks as a condom doesnt work. it ended getting stuck on my rod for a week. then i finally had a shower and it came off.

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Socks off, or no sex. I can't do it with socks on. It's too fucking weird.

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my feet sweat to much.

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I've can do it with sox on, i think it's a real mental handcap, but Why?

actually fucking in a wife beater is pimp...

 
I've fucked with socks on, like when you're having a quickie and all you do is pull each others' pants down and have at it. But just socks and nothing else, that'd be weird I guess. My ex used to think it was funny that I'd put on my snadals to walk around after sex when I was still naked. I wanna fuck with sandals on...

I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

 
how about one sock? .. and a glove?

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
yea sandles would be dope too.

my girl likes to be choked and have her hair pulled, i used to feel weird about it, but now its fun. i feel like eminem...DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!!

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
seen poolhall junkies?

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
sex with socks on is good when its cold out, otherwise im always thinking about my cold feet, and i just cant enjoy it cause my feet are cold.

although when fucking standing up, they have to be off, otherwise my feet slip all over the place and it leads to big messes and a swollen wang

 
what a bout ur girl you like her with sexy shoes on when u fuck?

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
The Bitch The Bitch, right Mercer???

I love getting chocked... it's so hot...

escorts espect a tip, if they do that, but fuck em... literlly...

live by the N.E.R.D
 
tie em down so they cant resist buhahahha

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
sometimes i dont even take my shirt off, just pull the pants down

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If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
^thats acceptable but if u take everythign else off u gotta get the sock too haha

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
my feet sweat horribly, any girl would APPECIATE if i left my sox on during sex

Hibachi King Drops 8/31/04
 
^ lame!.....in the heat of the moment! fuckin bitch.

[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink

You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me

But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle

Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me

I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh

And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now

I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
 
ever keep your skis on?

i once didnd even have time to unclick and i was being fucked

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
hahahah dloc. negative on the socks though. except ski socks.

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'no, but i can say 'do you know who the fuck i am?' cus, quite honestly, if you knew, youd be quivering in fear and hiding your asshole.' - mommy
 
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-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
i like having sex with my socks on, but my girlfriend would always make me take them off.

Ian

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wear your ski boots...that will hit the spot

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
socks are good!

i remember after the leafs spanked the sens in the play offs i nailed a sens fan and kept my leafs jersey on! that was hot

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

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Truer words never spoken!
 
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