Sew goldfish for false advertizing

Im am on the edge of sewing the company that makes goldfish due to false advertizing. They call themselves the snack that smiles back but i got some gold bastard that looked like it wanted to kill me. I get more frowns than smilies. Mean snacks are never good snacks. Thats why polar bears eat seals.
 
my friends was gonna sue m&m cause he found they grey eminem pack which was supposed to be a million dollar prize and since he was young they gave him some coupons for m&ms fukin fags, if only he was a little older
 
OF COURSE YOUR GOLDFISH WERE FUCKING FROWNING ! ITS THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK UNTILL YOU BITE THEIR HEADS OFF ! THE GOLDFISH AHVE BEEN TALKING TO EACHOTHER MAN !!! THEYVE SEEN THE COMMERCIALS !!! IT WILL ALL BE OVER SOON !! THE REVOULOUTION'S A COMIN BOY !!!
 
dont worry, i thought it was funny.

goldfish are delicious, and i have never experienced a frown, so i tend to enjoy them
 
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