seriously the gratest ass of all times

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thats what I like to call a smart ass.

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
thank you for saving my life

Thats what she said

why are you telling me i'm craving attention? i'm not the one who started a thread 'IN THE BUTT' - tahoefreerider

 
nah...that girl from FHM that occupied some 2 and a half pages of the 'post a pic of a girls ass thread'was the greatest. Although that is one fine ass.

If it aint Gorilla it aint Steeze
 
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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
tom cruise had the nicest ass ever!

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
is it just me or did none of those pics work?

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
^agreed.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
okay so hears the thing, i dont ski, okay, now see how this looks to a shredder like me, i go on a ski site i look around, i'm thinking hey so skiers aren't so bad right, then i see 'nicest ass ever' im all 'WTF?' right, i mean really guys. now me and all my shred buddies gonna think you guys are all purvs and all that shit, keep the pornos on the porno site, keep the skis on the ski site, thats my advice, take it or leave it. i mean you guys always yellin 'bout how you want respect from everyone on the mountain, well this is not the way to get it.

 
Hey slush, this forum is dedicated to general spamming, hence the name Non-ski gabber. We talk about what we want. Btw, that ass is hot.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
slush dont be mad just cause you ain't gettin none

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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
uuuuh....if you look at that ^^^ it looks like two index fingers talking to eachother....with a little ball sac chillin in a thong.....i made a mistake by opening this forum...:| y...y

local_608- Aren't there alot of gay people in san francisco or something?

spam_man_1500- That's like saying there are alot of rednecks in the south.
 
that second one is more naked, thereby making it automatically better

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
that last one posted is sooo nice... damn

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
Holy Shit

'your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms

by the way little girl...your little breasts do look firm and your coochie is probably smooth and tasty '
-Lateralis

 
not the best ass I've ever seen but very good, actualy I was eating breakfast at a stripclub saturday morning and one of the girls there had the nicest shaped ass I've ever seen and skinny tan long legss Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
wow, that site is AMAZING!!!

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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
The top one is still the nicest ass in my opinion. The other ones are just more naked (not that I'm complaining).

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
^^ hmmm... Yea I can see it now. But for some reason the first one seems hotter.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
daymmmmm

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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
i don't really like the last one, but it's definitely not bad. that first one is just plain amazing though.

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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
 
slushslasher, snowboard.com has a fucking hotties section for gods sake

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss is about 50x harder. and on top of that, you used all your special tricks to beat the Decoy, and you are also low on life. and you have a crappy third party controller.
 
personally, i like boobs. im not an ass man.

i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
 
^you're the ass man!

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
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