my hood is fuckin full of hot moms, my buddy that lives here has the hottest mom i've ever seen, she looks like eva longoria, and she's really flirty for a married woman haha.
one would think that you would take having a hot mom as a good thing. i mean you could be like devon and have a nice sister who i could fool around with on and off for a couple of years while you do everything in your power to try and stop it.
It would be hilarious if months later it turns out he is actually plowing your mom and this thread is actually the catalyst that makes you start to pay attention to their relationship more. Months later you figure out he has been fucking your mom all along and you go on a killing spree, looking back on this thread and cursing it for inciting a seed of doubt in you instead of leaving you in your blessed ignorance.