Serious question

[k2yeags]

amazing

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boom

 

[DrGonzo729]

and ill bet your mom kisses you to bed every night. Imagine walking in on oyur parents doing that, my friend walked in on his mom nobbing his step dad, i would fucking kill both of them

I don't need no arms around me I don't need no drugs to calm me I have seen the writing on the wall

 

[spudz]

you would probably arouse your mom my rubbing her nipples. While your step dad's doing the dirty dance in her canyon. Or so they say.

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*

 

[play]

Real Nigga Roll Call Lyrics

(feat. Ice Cube)

[Lil' Jon talking:]

Yeah!

Right about now (whats up)

It's time for the real nigga roll call

Now when you hear your city or state (Uh Huh) being called

You put your motherfuckin' middle finger up in this bitch

ATL, St. Louis, Alabahma, Chicago, The Carolina's, Nep Town,

DC, The Bay Area, VA, Miami, New York niggas, texas, You ain't know!

[hook]

[Lil' Jon:]

Ya'll niggas can't fuck wit my niggas ho! [x4]

[chorus]

[Lil' Jon and Ice Cube:]

Mothafuck that nigga! [x4]

Mothafuck that bitch! [x4]

[Lil' Jon:]

Ya'll niggas!

Some old ass flexin' ass flauntin' ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some real ass treal ass niggas!

Ya'll niggas!

Be some ho ass pussy ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some head-bussin' gangsta ass niggas!

Ya'll Niggas!

Be some runnin' and scarey ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some Roy Jone beat ya ass niggas!

Ya'll Niggas!

Be some cake and handcuffin' ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some "Send them hoes out!" ass niggas!

Ya'll Niggas!

Be some tricking "Don't pay them hoes!" ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some Don Juan piumpin' ass niggas!

Ya'll Niggas!

Be some 22 havin' ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some chopper street sweepin' ass niggas!

Ya'll Niggas!

Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Be some dirty bird movin' ass niggas!

Ya'll Niggas!

Be some kissin' security ass ass niggas!

My Niggas!

Fuck them hoes and let 'em know ass niggas!

[Hook]

[Chorus]

[Ice Cube:]

See I'ma mean nigga

Youse afraid nigga

Ol' pretend nigga

Smile and grin nigga

I hate a false nigga

Diana Ross nigga

So if ya lost nigga

Meet tha boss nigga

He's a super nigga

Grin and groupa nigga

Act stupid nigga

I'll fuckin' nuke a nigga

Cuz youse a happy nigga

And ima nappy nigga

Fuckin' scrappy nigga

Meet ya pappy nigga

Its ice cube nigga

And little jon nigga

So if ya crunk nigga

Keep it crunk nigga

Til' you punk nigga

Feel tha bump nigga

Get yo chestifyin ass in tha trunk nigga

You wanna tell nigga

I'll dump a shell nigga

Send a frail nigga

Str8 ta hell nigga

Thats ya shelter nigga

Helta-skelta nigga

And when I belt a nigga

Yall ain't help a nigga!

[hook]

[chorus]

[Lil Jon Talking:]

Yeah!

I see you and your lil click up in tha club nigga

I see ya'll niggas over there talkin' that shit

But you know what nigga

Bitch niggas get dealt wit motherfuckin' real quick!

[Ice Cube:]

Here we come boy

Real niggas shoot ta kill betta run boy

Or you can tell me how I feel as a

Real nigga

Which nigga

Go get a bitch nigga

No better

Hoes better do what I say

Cuz I'm insane in tha brain (insane in the brain)

Bitch I got rck james in my veins

Real niggas never change

We just let it bang

Roll thru tha gutter lane

Daddy said let 'em hang

And cut 'em like its butter mayne

Skeet skeet skeet

Naw thats tha other mayne

Cuz my skeet never LEAKED

OUT THIS RUBBER mayne

TNA ain't workin' niggas DNA

That crazy bitch'll have ya ass off E&J

Fake niggas got these real bitches bein' gay

Til my peoples come around its like night and day

Now she wanna change her god and the way she pray

Authentic niggas all know thats tha playa way

[hook]

[chorus]

[Lil Jon:]

We runnin this bitch

Ya'll niggas ain't shit

We runnin this bitch

Ya'll niggas ain't shit

We in tha club gettin' crunk

You in tha club gettin' stomped

We in tha club gettin' crunk

You in tha club gettin' stomped

We in tha hood on tha block

You in tha hood gettin' shot

We in tha hood on tha block

You in tha hood gettin' shot

We quick ta show you what we bout

You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth

We quick ta show you what we bout

You quick to run ya fuckin' mouth

We real niggas from tha east

And we act a fuckin' beast

We real niggas from tha east

And we act a fuckin' beast

We gangsta niggas from the west

Puttin holes in ya vest

We gangsta niggas from the west

Puttin holes in ya vest

My midwest niggas hard

Quick ta pull ya fuckin' card

My midwest niggas hard

Quick ta pull ya fuckin' card

And down south we set if off

Blow ya fuckin' face off

And down south we set if off

Blow ya fuckin' face off (real nigga roll call!)

 

[DunDunDun]

play, that song is saweet

Wanted:

A tall, well built women with good

reputation, who can cook frog

legs, who appreciates a good fuc-

shia garden, classical music and tal-

king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5