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friedcheese

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what's a flying squirrel i heard my mom and dad talking about it giggling and when i asked they sent me to my room. seriously i wanna know and i dont want to ask the guidance councelor at my school.

 
i would laugh at a flying squirrel if i saw one, but i dont know what that is either

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friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.

-couchskier
 
we have things that are like flying squirrels in australia....they are called sugar gliders..they jump out of trees and flatten out and glide to other trees.....its sweet to watch

 
its a squirell that has flaps of skin between its legs which helps it glide long distances

http://www.isidore-of-seville.com/flyingsquirrel/

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It's a squirrel with flaps (see picture) between the hands and feet so they can jump and glide from tree to tree. They can't actualy fly, but they glide.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
yea, its a squirrel that can pretty much fly. There was one in this movie i used to watch when i was little and its name was icarus.

 
yeah maybe ur parents were smoking a reefer when u walked in to ask so they freaked out and sent u to ur room...that would explain the laughing

 
1. flying squirrel

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.

"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"

courtesy of urbandictionary.com

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my
friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.

-couchskier
 
^bwahahaha I've never heard that one before

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
wow everynight when you go to sleep think about what your parents are doing

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my
friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.

-couchskier
 
i wonder if his dad waits for his mom to fall asleep to do it, or if she lets him do it while she still is awake

 
either way they are nasty people

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
Bahaha, maybe weekly world news isn't all bullshit afterall.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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they are a squirrel that have the ability o fly, usually bread for their skills and magic.

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Here is my convo with a girl about the "flying squirrel."

goalsccer: http://wonderclub.com/Wildlife/mammals/images/flying-squirrel.jpg

SwtCatastrophe: hahaha

SwtCatastrophe: i want one

goalsccer: 1. flying squirrel

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.

"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"

SwtCatastrophe: hahahahaha

SwtCatastrophe: oh my god

SwtCatastrophe: im crying

goalsccer: and i guess that is a flying squirrel for ya

SwtCatastrophe: and if you EVER, EVER do that to me

SwtCatastrophe: expect your balls to be ripped off

goalsccer: hahaha that would be sooo funny though

goalsccer: can you imagine your face when you would wake up, "garggle, ahh wtf!

SwtCatastrophe: haha

SwtCatastrophe: if i saw it happen to someone else

goalsccer: lol youd enjoy it

goalsccer: early morning snack

SwtCatastrophe: lol

SwtCatastrophe: eeew

goalsccer: haha, jes jes!

goalsccer: next time we sleep over her house (if ever again)

SwtCatastrophe: hah

SwtCatastrophe: oh my god no

goalsccer: lol i should, youd be a witness

SwtCatastrophe: shed seriously

SwtCatastrophe: get a knife

SwtCatastrophe: and youd be minus 2 balls

goalsccer: lol yeah prolly, or she wouldnt be able to get up because the massive weight of my penis would weigh her down on the ground

SwtCatastrophe: hahaha

goalsccer: like that trick with your finger, except add a pound and 5 more inches

SwtCatastrophe: oh my fucking goooooooooood

goalsccer: lol

goalsccer: she wouldnt stand a chance

Yeahhh I know I have a way with the ladies...

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*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
you can thank me, ok i just ruined it thank urbandictionary

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my
friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.

-couchskier
 
This is the funniest thread i have ever read. The funny part is is that i know who friedcheese is! He goes to my school.

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hahahahaha so great, now why the fuck would you wanna know that if your parents were laughing about it, you must be disgusted from them now, ewww.

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What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
ohh we used to do this thing at my old school called the flying squirel. you were strapped into a harness that was attached to the cieling. and the rest of the class held onto the rope and you would run, and they would pull and you went flying up! it was so much fun!!

one good thing about music
is when it hits, you feel no pain...
 
1. flying squirrel

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.

that is taken from Urban Dictionary.com

 
yes we got it thank u

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yeah they were totally smoking the reefer... hahaha this is a fucking great topic

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hahahahahaha that is so awesome

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flying squirrel are awesome, but they can't actually fly. they just glide.

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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ahahaha ive never laughed so hard

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haha this thread just made my day

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yo friedcheese where is your response, oh wait he prob saw this and commit suicide

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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haha i like how this was titled "serious question," and it turned out being super funny

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ha, we do that too. we have a 70 ft. rappel tower at our ropes course, and do it off of that. It's so fun

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
 
Mommy, I guess you could call it the biggest way of contraception there is.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
there are not many times when i actually laugh out loud when reading stuff. this however was one of them.

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ahaha, I did learn something today. Dude, i do feel sorry for you. Your parents seem facist, sending you to your room for asking an honest question that they were too embarassed to answer... talk about powertriping...

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naw- hes grabbed a buddy and is on the hunt for a special girl to do -

"the mung"

find a girl whos been dead three days- not 4 or more only 3! lay her naked on the kitchen floor face up with her head under the kitchen table, one dude gets on the kitchen table, the other guy puts his mouth on her now very cold snatch- then the first guy jumps off the table!

 
^ Your dad's balls on your mom's face... Seems really quite simple to me.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
 
hahahahahhahaha that was prolly one of the best things i have ever heard. haha it would be better if you were stoned though and read it all haha

i think ima do that to my buddys girlfriend haha

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A tall, well built women with good

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But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
 
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