Serious Question, NEED HELP!

[Enstrut]

Why is it when I have to take a dump AND have to take a piss at the same time, my pants get soaked in piss? Is there something wrong with toilet plumbing these days?

 

[CliffyByro]

you have to actually aim at the toilet?

 

[.spaghetticat.]

first thing first: are u retarded?

 

[Enstrut]

LOL

 

[SkiThe603]

You aren't a very bright person.

 

[SenditSerg]

Maybe if you sit down when you poo and you have to piss, you accidentally do it between the toilet seat and the actual toilet which causes it to leak through and on your pants?

 

[bo0b]

you have a small penis, doesnt hang low enough in the bowl, pee goes through crack in toilet seat and bowl, voila, piss pants.

 

[Radio]

how the fuck do you piss on your pants if you are sitting on the toilet?

 

[Enstrut]

I think i don't tuck it properly because its so long it hangs right over the toilet

 

[Radio]

how do YOU know that this hapens......

 

[vandersteeze]

I usually aim my penis into the toilet bowl.

 

[bo0b]

Lucky guess.

 

[.spaghetticat.]

is ur dick to small

 

[Enstrut]

too big/long/heavy

 

[bo0b]

Don't get self consious about it, you're a grower not a shower.

 

[Enstrut]

ahaha