serious harm

a kid at my school got really messed up by rugby, but i havent seen that happen on a rail.

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Afterlame, fall 04
 
deff possible for that to happen, but ive never nutted myself, (thanx god) i missed on a hand rail one time by about and inch to the left i was soo scared

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
the only harm will be the one you are not causing when you are unable to populate the world with your bunk DNA.

 
ive nutted myself many times. i never fall on my nutsack, you fall on the area between your nutsack and your asshole

'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
 
totally ski unrelated, but my best friend fell outve a tree when he was 14 and cut his ballsack open, 12 stitches, worst thing ever

Hibachi King drops 9/9/04...and it shouldnt suck! hah

 
and as moses lead the his jew-els from egypt... and raising his arms he spread his legs... and took it in the nuts

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
ive gotten it prety badly, it just made me cough a lot and my stomach hurt lol

but a kid i know was skatbeoarding and he tried to do a hardflip, landed on the skateboard which was vertical...the tail of the board, sharpened by concrete, cut his sack in half. brutal

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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
dont climb fences with ponits, you may chech you nut sack.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
haha he broke his gooch

ive had some near experiances, but yea ur stomach just hurts

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
 
and when moses' nuts spread, behold they found metal and they were sore afriad and they were not delivered, but were dashed upon the rail. and the rail was not forgiving.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
i saw a kid last year in the summer one of our locle shops was openin adn they had a weird ass park only 1 rail tho and he nutted himself so bad

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
anybody ever taken a hockey puck to the balls?? I have, and i hope it never happens again.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
when i was like 8 i went down a huge hill on my bike at the point where the hill went completely flat i rammed my 8 year old nutsack into the front handlebar. i couldnt check if i was ok cause all these kids were around. i just remember feeling like it poured open and the blood was oozing down my leg. luckily i survive with no serious injury or scars(well just mental ones)

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High North Session 2, 2004 message me if u goin also

NS Philosopher
 
i was playin soccer and summ kid just takes this huge kick and whiffs and nails me straight in my gonads with his foot. I was down in a flash and i couldn't walk off the field. it was pretty embarassing

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
My friend was riding a bike without a seat on it, just a metal bar sticking up. And he went off a jump and actually popped one of his nuts, he came down right on the metal poor and his nut just exploded.hahaha imagine how much taht would hurt. So yea he only has one now

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
first time ever trying a rail nutted myself and split my sac..... i had to ride holding m balls in...

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
^ that sucks.

my brother was watching a slalom race on TV and someguy ran into a gate and he fell over crying on the side of the course.

 
^ that sucks.

my brother was watching a slalom race on TV and someguy ran into a gate and he fell over crying on the side of the course.

 
i will post the vid soon, but last march at vail i was having trouble with the c-rail, and there were all these second tier pros around like 270ing on and shit, and i was trying it unatty and i completely racked myself. I honestly pissed blood and that FUCKING HURT!! don't nut yourself it sucks.

I've been steezed out since cubscouts

 
When I was 12 , myself and a friend were pool hopping in a private complex that was surrounded by an 8' high stone wall with spiked iron gates. A security guard found us, so we took off with the guard chasing us .I got to the locked gate (8ft high) and climbed over.....my buddy who was behind me , made it half way over and slipped....one of the iron spikes pierced his scrotum and stabbed into his inner thigh. I turned around and he was screaming,stuck ontop of the fence , impaled on this spike. I had to run back and it took me about 10 or 15 seconds to lift him off of this spike and there was a hole in his inner thigh the size of a silver dollar and a ripped open nut sack.....there was a grizzly chunk of my buddy's personal beef jerky on this spike for about 1yr after....luckly he only lived 1/2 block away and his mom took us to the hospital........nutsack 5 stiches, lucky for him his actual ball was ok,....inner thigh 12 stiches........be very careful climbing over spikes........

 
usually you land on your gooch, that is unless your balls are one in front of the other instead of next to eachother...

 
goddam

that story mad me quinge... yes quinge

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
holy jesus... my worst was when i was like 12 i jumped off our RV and landed strattling a boat trailer... i couldnt walk for like an hour.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
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