Sentences which your mom always use

my mom's pretty nice:

put ur headphones on

go fill up the woodshelf

thank god ur not like him

have u done ur homework?

put ur dishes in the dishwasher

be good

that's all i can think of
 
oh yeha. another anoying one from my dad

did you do your homework?

-yes

did you do it well?

like i am not going to do it well the first time. i am going to put the effort into doing it. but not into getting it right
 
"stop being beligerent (i think thats how you spell it)"

"clean up your damn shit of fthe floor"

"you treat me like a door mat"
 
when i get up on a saturday morning my mom is ususally something like "did you bring a slut again?". just because i brought this girl from a club one night home who basicly had a belt as a skirt.
 
my dean of students says these sayings probably 100+ times a day:

HAT!

TAKE OFF YOUR HAT!

NO HATS IN THE BUILDING!

GET TO CLASS!

oh my god, it gets soo annoying hearing him say that shit between every class period.
 
You're just like your father...

It can mean compliment or insult depending on how she says it but i always consider it compliment
 
Mom

-Make good decisions

-Are thier parents home?

Dad

-What,you been smokin too much pot?

-I wanna see a 4 point this quarter

-Lets ski some groomers
 
- be safe

- who are you going with

- don't buy it unless u will use it/it will last

- what time do u think u will be home

- when are you working
 
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