Sentences which your mom always use

Your attitude isnt helping you

you have been screwing up alot lately

your grades are falling

your room looks like shit

you need to be more respectful

I wont have a druggie living in my house

I can't believe you
 
my mum isnt that loving:

"tennis practice today, dont be late" (left on my answering machine everyday)

"wake up!!!!"

"did you walk the dog?"

"how much did you jog today?"

oh and my mum doesnt curse she takes normal words and says them like curses
 
"quit cocaine, you are a skinny mutherfucker. i really wish you and your aunt were dead. maybe you'll both choke on some ham at christmas dinner. that would be a christmas miracle, you fucking shitbag"
 
hah, oh and almost forgot

"Vat! Vat?"

my mum has a crazy thick russian accent that i have to translate for people
 
"ooh, i don't think so"

"i need a nap"

"will there be parents there"

"does he do drugs?"

"are you two dating?"

heh i love my mum
 
get your shit together

i don't care

why can't you be a good child?

ya know, what are your going to do?

what are your plans?

are you drinking again?

are you on drugs again?

you were adopted

you've got a real attitude and we're sick of it

no presents
 
-will there be parents?

-Your room looks like crap, clean it or you cant go out

-Dont talk to me like that

- You remind me of your father

-Go away

-no
 
"No"

"You better be passing mister"

"Dont hurt yourself"

"Get any freshies?"

"Put in some crue, or guns n roses"

yeah... my mom rocks. hard.
 
why cant u be more like ur sister

her grades were higher than that

r u drunk

will there be parents there

NO
 
"You're just like your father"

"STOP SMOKING DOPE UP THERE"

"I'll take all of your presents back to the stores"

"I'm calling your father"

"I come home every day and this house is a wreck"

"Blah blaaaah blah blaah blah"
 
She kinduv just steals things I say.

My phrazes she steals.

"Im knot gonna lie to you Ben"

"Im over it"

Whilste skiing.

"Is it safe now for me to do a cork 7?" (in all honesty she says this)

"Im going to do a fakie cab 540 to land switch on the tranny"

Lecture Time.

"Don't let your personal style dictate your actions, let people see whats inside and how you speak".

"Pull up your pants"

I don't want you thinking about what ski suit you will get next, you need to think about your marks"

"You have potential".

Nagging.

"Drivve Safe"

"Dont ski on rails that much"

My mom is pretty wrad.
 
i'll be talking to your father about this

clean your room

put your dishes in the dishwasher

pick up your socks

feed the dog

wake up your sister

your music's too loud

have you finished your homework?

dont miss the bus

are those MY pants?!
 
Skiing

-"We're poor, why did you pick an expensive sport like skiing?"

-"You're going to break your leg again doing those helicopters."

-"Those pants look like they could fit bigfoot."

Everything Else

-"Why is your hat never on your head perfectly straight?"

-"You don't love me enough" (thats a classic when i come home from college)
 
thats sad!^

lets see:

"Pick the stuff up off the stairs and take it up to your room."

"I want you to clean your room this evening"

"Do you have much homework tonight?"

"Are the parents going to be there?"

"Drive safe"

"Put your dishes in the dishwasher"

"'insert phrase'God Damnit"
 
When I call her....

"If you're at the ER, I don't want to know. Call your father"

Otherwise...

"Sam Your so queer"

"Je ne sais pas, idiot"

"What do you mean...(insert statement I previously said)"

"Ask your father"

"Don't tell me your dad bought another keyboard/Don't tell me your dad bought you more drums"
 
- lemme just sit here and eat my bon bons

- sometimes you act so stupid

- i cant beleive you would hurt me like this

- get off the computer
 
stop biting ur nails

turn ur music down

light the fire (woodstove)

get some wood (for the woodstove a long walk outside in the cold)

no

clean up your ski stuff

get off the computer

what are you watching

pull ur pants up

do ur chores

brush ur hair

have u brushed your teeth

ru wearing deoderent

dont swear

go claen off the rink

go to bed

stop playing that dumb RPG
 
i dont live with my mom. and dont see her much. We have a rocky relationship.

"Why don't you call me"

"I never see you"

"I miss you"
 
turn down your music

don't stay up late

don't eat all the cookies in 1 day

take off your shoes

hurry up

come home for dinner

your being a brat

your so iritating

you never eat anything good
 
you guys are just incredible...why does everyone always have to crticize their parents???you could be a bit more thankful.honestly..
 
Aww man, that's the worst thing to hear. Then the LOOK at the same time. You just have to feel sorry then.
 
-Get a Job

-Your making me go crazy

-You do nothing with your time

....pretty much anything negative a mom could say
 
actually since i moved back for xmas break i havnt heard any sentences other than

when are you gonna be home

followed by

i dont think so, i have to get my beauty sleep
 
Mom,

"I dont think so"

"Do your homework"

"Dont do anything stupid"

Dad,

"Stop sliding rails"

"You are the biggest half-ass I know"

"If you ever wreck your car/get caught breaking the law dont come home"
 
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