Sent to wildy

telemon

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I feel like so many skiiers and snowboarders go to wildy, when I was there so many kids were. How many homies been sent to wilderness
 
You can tell by his punctuation he was doing backcountry and got fucked by a bear
 
13969595:everlast said:
Fucked in what type of way?

The sun is setting and he begins his descent down the mountain. He has waited too long to descend the mountain. He knows that even going down the mountain as fast as he can, he will never reach the lodge before nightfall. Surely he will be lost in the maze of trees. As the sun is blacked out by the surrounding pine trees, he fails to notice the large emerging shadow on his right. Without warning he is blown of his skis, for his din was far too low. Before his brain can realize what has happened, he has been bent over his own helmet. It is quick and swift. The bear is gentle.

When the sun rises, he finds his way back to the lodge. He picks up his phone. Who does he call, his parents, his girlfriend, 911? No, he makes this very thread on newschoolers, with tears streaming down is face.
 
some guy with no armor told me to go to wildy with him for loot then he 2 punched me for like 30 once we hit wildy level 60. Turns out he was level 65 while I was just level 5. He took my wood buckler and sword and then tp'd out
 
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