Senior Quote

[fupaface]

hahaha, i lost

"Lets make like a fetus, and abort"

-Fupaface

Lets make like an abortion clinic doctor and scramble"

-Fupaface

 

[Forest.]

"I fist bumped him, but in my mind i was really saying burn in hell you bastard."

 

[GnarNinja]

"Thats what" ~She

 

[ILLinoisance]

"I'VE GOT BROKEN ANKLES!!!!!"

 

[Bodhisattva_]

.....

MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN

Get it right bruh

 

[ILLinoisance]

"my ankles are broken, my ankles are broke, i've got brokern ankles"

get it right, breh

 

[ILLinoisance]

*broken

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

you fotgot the AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Spiri7o]

Roll Tide

 

[LolklonVolkls]

I just submitted mine yesterday, "Do future spins, get paiiiiiiiid"

 

[THUNT836]

gay.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Really gay.

 

[Dunnah]

gay.

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

 

[FLBP]

You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body. - C.S. Lewis

 

[Bodhisattva_]

I just had an epiphany when I saw the last post in this thread and suddenly understood your username.

 

[BlackCupid]

"You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with renee's razor blades." - Eminem

 

[ConnorD]

"just pee in her butt, bro"

 

[Jane6]

lost so hard

+k

 

[partywithsloots]

lost so hard.

 

[FLBP]

lol my buddy was tryin to say dyslexic drunk one time. I thought it was some good shit.

 

[K_Carter]

/threads "never let school get in the way of your education'"

 

[hill.dale]

/threads"Well, the glass is half full, but I'd like to top it off"

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Oh I thought it was because dyslexic people mix up their letters and shit.. so like if a dyslexic person was trying to spell it they might spell it lysdexic. Good shit.

 

[jameskiy]

threads

 

[FLBP]

thats the beauty of it

 

[ALaw]

"THANK YOU BASED GOD"

Lil B

 

[Matt_Rossi]

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one- Jayz

 

[gigi.d]

threads for later this year.

 

[Nailin_Palin]

"ah yeah, fuck, holy shit fuck me yeah,"- jenna jameson

 

[notadoctor]

The Beatles said it best. She loves you yeah yeah yeah, well this nowhere man is the walrus. kookookachoo - Leslie Nielsen/The Beatles

 

[Heart]

winner winner

 

[Chundr]

Chicken dinner?

 

[Dr.Dickless]

This was one kids quote my year, but they caught it last minute and sharpied it out in everyone's books

 

[Toaster-Tony]

As well as the "HIS ANKLES ARE BROKEN"

 

[idskithat]

LETS GET WEIRD! -Adam Demamp

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Yup, Workaholics quote would be solid. I'm thinking, "life is a stage, smoke weed until you die."

 

[Aidan-G]

"A high school diploma is just another useless thing, like self-esteem and the pinky toe" - Aidan-G

 

[Spicy.Cat]

thats pretty good haha

 

[Aidan-G]

I tried to get my friend to use it. She went with something from hot rod. Regretted her decision immediately

 

[Aidan-G]

The people who got theirs the first two days it wasn't censored. They finally caught on day three

 

[Alpentalic.]

If you don't do it this year, you'll just be a year older when you do. -McConkey

 

[PartyHon]

good chance that was warren miller

but i put : at least i go hard

 

[RedEyeTheJedi]

S.W.A.D.E.D. Keep it far out Mr. Baily.

That was my quote.

 

[CrotchKiller]

“You had me at meat tornado.”

“I’m surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.”

“It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.”

“I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I will be back in time for lunch.”

“The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”

“I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It’s a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God’s way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.”

Read more at http://www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/ron-swansons-best-quotes-from-parks-and-recreation.php#csYdxezlUiR1pMSP.99

all by the greatest man on this earth

 

[maximiliaan]

mine: school sucked, except the breaks.... and my english teacher, she was kinda hot. AAAARRGGHHH PIRATES!

 

[Spicy.Cat]

Ended up using the one i said i was going to. If i was first in the class i would have definitely used "if you arnt first. you're last"

 

[Inline.]

I'll probably end up doing one from Moment of Truth by Gang Starr.

 

[cool_name]

i am first in my class( alphabetically at least) and submitted that as mine

 

[Rafiki]

"old enough to pee, old enough for me" - Chief Keef