Senior quote suggestions

[h3nry.]

I need a quote for my yearbook. Any suggestions?

 

[ASSholebomber22]

18 holes a day and I still find time to golf

 

[vibecheck]

?

 

[FruitBootPro]

How do you get to Chad's Gap from the bottom of Alta?

 

[Bended_Toenail]

I'm like the snow report, I promise ten inches and deliver three

 

[JAHpow]

"The download for JibLife is hidden somewhere in the Level 1 calendar."

 

[BrandoComando]

Pee in her butt

 

[Butterytips69]

buy full tilts

 

[Notaskibum]

I did some crj quote but just do something funny tbh.

 

[r00kie]

"Later dudes." -Clark Griswald in Christmas Vacation.

 

[piss.boy]

"I have a crush on piss boy"-Henry.

 

[piss.boy]

"I play cock at the fire pit while piss boy does ski slides"-henry

 

[AlaskaDogfart]

*Henrik Harlaut Barking*

 

[Astrozap]

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."-Jeff Spicoli

 

[Mingg]

It’s been real. It’s been fun. But it hasn’t been real fun.

 

[danbrown]

the stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them

 

[snowmosexual]

"There's nothing better than sliding down snow and flying through the air" Shane McConkey

 

[cmski4_]

"when popping on skis to get more air off a jump, do you just jump? or do you lift tail to nose?" -Armadaskier1928

 

[ColoradoDogfart]

POGFISH

[tag=273397]@WoFlowz[/tag]

 

[theabortionator]

Eheath is my real dad

 

[zues]

I went to a fight the other night ... and a hockey game broke out.

 

[zues]

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

 

[MichiganCatFart]

If you ain't steezn' your wheezn'

 

[Celery]

Go that way, very fast, if something gets in your way... Turn.

 

[WoFlowz]

POGFISH

[tag=273397]@WoFlowz[/tag]

 

[GrandThings]

Was a huge Travis Rice fan at the time (still am I guess) and my HS yearbook quote was just "Thats it, Thats All"

 

[WoFlowz]

I'm like the snow report, I promise ten inches and deliver three

I’m like the snowpack, unstable

 

[elcheapo]

"Chaeters never win but I just graduated "

 

[Thegenericskier]

skiing is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings.

 

[SWRTOFFICIAL]

"play stupid games win stupid prizes" is a classic

otherwise "I love drinking pee"

 

[mikemac]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”

-Wayne Gretsky

”if you don’t do it this year you’ll be one year older when you do”

-Warren Miller

I used both cuz I’m just a basic-ass bro like that

 

[Gabei147]

Ski Fast, Smoke Grass, Eat Ass

 

[techdeckjuul]

i graduate in 2 years. i’m gonna have to return to this thread

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Put your social security number and post it up!

 

[theabortionator]

Go that way, very fast, if something gets in your way... Turn.

Fuck turning. Only 364 days till next years hockey tryouts. Check a motherfucker.

 

[iced]

my wife left me and I deserved it

take me back Linda

 

[dolanslebensraum]

Anything by hunter s thompson.

or if you are man enough, i would bust out the all time greatest quote by the literary mastermind,

simon dumont, who famously said around 2005,

“hitting urban rails is important because it increases your street cred”

 

[gorbdawggybrent]

18 holes a day and I still find time to golf

Maybe I’m retarded but I don’t get it

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Maybe I’m retarded but I don’t get it

You'll get there someday, son

 

[MiIfHunter]

10,000 is a very “low-ball” number. You had to be a real motherfucker that liked pussy, not a fruit.

 

[Notaskibum]

Celebs gotta do what celebs gotta do, just another day in the life of a balla, I'm rich bitch

- tom walnuts, 2011

 

[WoFlowz]

Anything under 100 is pussy shit ?

 

[ConfinedAquifer]

Pee in her butt

 

[mrk127]

“school was uncore”

 

[theabortionator]

"my faunt GOT B I G G E R"

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

Man these pretzels are salty.

 

[hdubs]

Ski for fun and fuck the dumb shit.

 

[vibecheck]

life is like a sandwich, no matter which way you turn it the bread comes first????

 

[bakemaster]

My senior quote is “shred till you’re dead” but you can use it too