Senior Quote help

[Pineal]

Alright so for the yearbook each senior is suppose to have some sort of quote underneath their picture. I need some suggestions for funny quotes, and though 95% of your ideas will be too inappropriate for it I would love to hear what you got. If someone comes up with something good ill use and put their user name after the quote. Do you best NS

 

[KnobJockey]

Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

 

[ILLinoisance]

Can YOU even double?

 

[.Rybak.]

most interesting man in the world..

and just because, i peed in her butt.

 

[gyarados]

"those scientists better check their hypoteneuses dude.""fur sure."

"you guys ready to get wierd tonight, or what?"

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[Deluge]

lets get weird

 

[Sklar]

FBGM- Socrates

 

[Jeebus.]

100% this.

 

[CheddarJack]

I used something like:

"If you're not living life as if the sole purpose was to have fun, you're missing out."

Can't remember who it's by though, and since that's not the actual quote I can't google it. It was very close to that though. Kinda wish I did something stupid since it really doesn't matter what you do at all. For example, a bunch of my friends did ridiculous rap quotes and shit.

 

[Pineal]

Wasn't that Plato?

 

[ILLinoisance]

this one is kinda related

"When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life." -- John Lennon

 

[.AR6rider.]

The origins of the term were first heard around the time of Hippocrates, but I believe Abraham Lincoln was the first to actually put the phrase together properly.

 

[CaelW]

my picture is above this quote.

 

[Blurst]

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks, so suck on these nuts and lick the dick - Anonymous

 

[ChrisSkisChronic]

"Take life as it comes in your face... and dribbles down your chin"

 

[Domtar]

Sometimes you shred the gnar, sometimes the gnar shreds you.(This was my senior quote)

 

[CheddarJack]

that's a great quote. I'll have to remember that.

 

[Pineal]

Yeah might have to use that one

 

[dreadyboy]

Nice guys finish last, awesome guys finish on her face

 

[CaelW]

no one is listening until you fart

 

[jmasterp]

Hahaha

 

[Pineal]

anyone else got anything good?

 

[anashyo]

i have two quotes one is from jimi hendrix: "ive got my own life to live... so let me live it the way i want to"

adn the second one is from dazed and confused: "let me tell you this: the older you are, the more rules they are gonna try to get you to follow. you gotta keep livin' man! L-I-V-I-N!"

 

[FLBP]

You don't have a soul. You are a soul, you hace a body. -C.S. Lewis.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. -Oprah

 

[Sno.]

His name is Robert Paulson....accualy is Dolan.

kidding. I like the John Lennon one.

 

[Phil-X-]

hahah this.

 

[Ric.]

When the river runs red, take the dirt road home.

~ Langston Hues

 

[Noha]

"MY ANCLES ARE BROKE!" -Tanner Hall

 

[BikeMlatt69]

TNT knows drama

 

[FreeskiThe603]

"The irony of getting ready in the morning is how few people are likely to see you on a typical day" ~ Macklemore

i personally like that quote

 

[Obi-Wan-Jenobi]

Mine was "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" Then i wrote Marco and my best friend next to me in last names wrote POLO

 

[Phil-X-]

jk about my previous post, def go with SWERVE