SENIOR PRANKS! (or school related pranks)

i spent the night at the schools football fieldhouse and moved all their helmets one to the left but i was drunk so i dont think it is funny now
 
My first week in the Fire hall we pulled a really good one. One of the fire fighters had been on vacation for three weeks and he parked his car in the back lot of the hall (which isn’t allowed in case we want to train on the aerial). We took glass from a picture frame and smashed it. Then we unlocked his door, rolled down his window and placed the broken glass bits around the front seat and ground of his car. For effect we took everything from his stereo and seat covers to his middle console and steering wheel… When he got back from vacation he thought someone broke into his car. He bought a new steering wheel and the best part is that he left his window down for two weeks because he thought it was broken. He didn’t figure it all out until he tried to roll the window up… then he got back at us later…
 


I spent a year in a dorm and one night I took a bunch of panty hose (incredible tensile strength when pulled taught) and tied all the doors across the hallways closed. When they were all done I put alarm clocks in the middle of the hallway and set them for 4am. When they went off nobody could get out of their room…best thing is that they blamed the frat across the street.

 
The engineers at UBC have you all beat with their annual debaucheries. They have a “treasure hunt” where groups of guys go out and steel things from around Vancouver and the group with the coolest thing wins the hunt. One year they stole the Speakers Chair from the Legislative house and took photos of one of the engineers having sex with a prostitute on it. Another group of guys managed to take the cannon statue from the peninsula by the boat docks in the park.

They got the sewing club to sew a bunch of quilts together so they could put it over the clock tower like a condom (because the feminists were always fighting, saying it looked too much like a phallic symbol).

The farm and agriculture class always paints the big E statue outside of the engineer section to look like an ‘F’ or an ‘A’ so every month they have to douse the statue in butane and light it up to burn the hundreds of layers of paint off.

They have the ‘engineer games’, which is done in gladiator style carts around a track where they dress up in garbage bags and sling manure at each other.

They started the rebuilding a car in the dean’s office back in the 70’s.

And last but not least they used to lynch their peers whenever somebody screwed up. They would put the guy naked in a cage and take him down Main Street and dunk him in the pond in front of the library. That taught them to think twice before making mistakes!!

Those guys really knew how to party.

 
We all went to Walmart and bought cheap battery operated alarm clocks. We put them in the ceiling tiles of every room, and set the alarms for different times all through the day. It worked really well, and really pissed off some teachers. Apparently there is still one going off in the lunch room this semester. They must be too lazy to find it and I think it only has a 5 minute alarm. Some had hour long alarms.
 
i had an idea for my school...in the hallway there is a code of arms and it is the index and middle finger sticking up pinkey thumb and ring finger down and i was going to turn it into the shocker..it would be descrete enough that noone would really notice it so itd be there for a while and then maybe put a cow on the seccond floor because cows can only go upstairs
 
the cow idea was done at loretto mandiville hall in melbourne.

they took one up to the top of the tower to the headmistress's office.

they had to kill it to get it down because there was no way they could crane it out like has been done at other schools in melbourne.

yr 12s at my school replaced a heap of the premiership team photos on the wall with ones they made up like with "percussion and music students" PMS written at the top, and they all had red pants on.
 
whyd they kill it? thats dumb. we did that at our school. well i didnt but the seniors did my freshman year, and all they did was tranqualize the cow then they had like twenty guys carry it down.
 
as i said, they couldnt get it down.

loretto is an all girls school, complete with nuns. probably the last one in melb, sorry, australia....aside sceggs

the tower is narrow, couldnt have carried it down. they wouldnt have been able to carry it down on its side, wouldnt have fit.

 
we had a kid blow up a toilet with an m80, the infamous toilet bomber (as referred to in our school) he got in deeeeeep shit, expelled and he had to go to court and shit.. not a good idea considering bombs and schools dont mix well togeather
 
Our school has done some good ones.

We've done the 1,2,4 thing with pigs also

We've made our pool into red jello

We've put the cow on the third story (they had to take a whole window out so they could get it onto the crane)

We've stolen a huge advertisement monkey from a car dealership and put it onto the roof

We've planted a tree in the middle of the football field

Haha i think we've done pretty well over the past years.
 
Our school has done some good ones.

We've done the 1,2,4 thing with pigs also

We've made our pool into red jello

We've put the cow on the third story (they had to take a whole window out so they could get it onto the crane)

We've stolen a huge advertisement monkey from a car dealership and put it onto the roof

We've planted a tree in the middle of the football field

Haha i think we've done pretty well over the past years.
 
Our school has done some good ones.

We've done the 1,2,4 thing with pigs also

We've made our pool into red jello

We've put the cow on the third story (they had to take a whole window out so they could get it onto the crane)

We've stolen a huge advertisement monkey from a car dealership and put it onto the roof

We've planted a tree in the middle of the football field

Haha i think we've done pretty well over the past years.
 
you guys are straight corny and i bet either all of you are bullshitting or will never follow through with your plans that just arent worth getting caught for
 
i'm not sure but didnt the UBC Engineer students a few years ago hang a VW bug off the Sanfrancisco bridge or somethign liek that. could just be my crazy physics teacher rampling on but he usually knows about crazy shit like that
 
oh and here is a winner. i go to a private school, and we have a statue of jesus in our hall, and 2 of his fingers have a gap between, well durring my freshman year a kid got this great idea to light up a cig, get it going, and put it in jesus's fingers, which to this day still have burn marks
 
my junior year we caught a shark and put in in our rival teams swimming pool, sadly it died within a few minutes, lol chlorine isn't their friend i guess...

senior year we had everyone in our class take one utensil from the cafeteria everyday for the whole year, and then on the last day of school we forked, knived, and spooned the crap out all grassy areas at the school, they kept putting out announements to not throw away silverware and whut not, lol
 
Me and like 4 friends let I think it was over 2,000 crickets loose in the halls and the classrooms it was great they were draggin shopvacs around like dumbasses trying to vacume all the crickets funny as hell everyone just sat and laughed.
 
Me and a couple of my friends hotwired a minibus and drove it to our school on a sunday night, then flipped it onto its side so it blocked the main entrance. It was there for three days.
 
last year the seniors from our school bought a shitty honda civic from a guy the night before for 100$ they drove it around all night and crashed it up. then they parked it in front of the main doors so no one could get in, then half the school came and watched as we flipped the car over. it didnt get moved for 2 weeks after we moved it from doors
 
.not really too cool of a prank but at my school we have a wall of fame with all the salutorians and validictorians and i took a picture in my dads old clothers and made it black and white and grainy and swapped it into one of the frames. so im immortalized at the school
 
about 7 years ago some kids dad worked for like the crane machines (that pick up shit with a magnit) and he took the principals car and put it on the roof of the school. im not sure if he got caught. he did it at night
 
so i went to boarding school, and we had these mini-buses that took us just about everywhere all the time. so a couple of my senior friends, when i was a junior, planned out an elaborate plan:

First, they figured out when security did their rounds, then they figured out when the dumptruck came around for the trash. Once they had all that info, they snuck out one night wearing gloves so their prints couldnt be taken, and took all the license plates off of the buses and put them into the dumpster. three hours later, the truck came and took the plates away. They effectively stranded all sports teams on campus for the day. For about 3 days no one had any idea it was them, including myself, until the dean of students threatened to call the cops. upon hearing this, one of the kids, hereafter known as judas, betrayed the other guys, and turned them in....they got into a shitload of trouble...but it was worth it.

 
couple of years ago, the seniors super glued all the locks in the school, kid got caught and got slapped with a 8,000 dollar fine to re lock every door.
 
My friend at MIT lives in a dorm notorious for it's pranks. One year they put a firetruck on top of a domed building and another year they went to California and stole Caltech's cannon.
 
i am the 1000 view on this thread...

a bunch of kids from our school tried to dye the reflecting pool of the washington monument/capital purple. they failed and got arrested on a federal offense
 
a couple days ago 2 kids came in and cut a chunk out of a huge pine tree in our quad it was set so after they left the tree would fall on our school but it didnt fall and the school had to cut it down for saftey reasons now the emos just stand where the tree used to be. i definitly wish it fell and the two suspects wont get cought cus the security cameras in the quad suck and could only see 2 dark figures.
 
I went to this camp over the summer and three of my really close firends got kicked out by the asshole directer so we decided to fuck shit up. first we broke into his house and cover his bedroom with picture of the old directer, who was named billy mencow, and the pictures said "moo for the cow," then that night we took the icberg(pictured below) out of the lake and onto the field, took the tier off the asshole's car and put it ontop of the iceberd, and coverd his car in pictures of our three friends that got kicked out...that didnt go over too well...

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