the cow up stairs would be the best...stinky stuff in the ventilation is always good....you could fill your principles office with packing peanuts....or slide a crap load if old tires (steal belted)over the top of the flag pole so they have to cut them off...this is a good one
Estctst101 got the last one . Here is a new riddle:
From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
''I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..'' - Uncle Pete