Senior Prank

skiingpimp

skiingpimp

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So we r rounding that time of year. the time when the old become the new. It is time to leave our territory, but not before we mark it. What r the seniors planning to do around here? WE got a slug bug and cut it in half, and took all the shit out and r gonna weld it around the flag pole in the front of the school. We also plan on putting porn movies on all the teachers computers. teachers hate that shit.

Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.

-Van Wilder-

Suck my Dick!

-Ron Jeremy-

 
are you kidding? the teachers at my school would be like, 'oh howd this porn get here...i should take that off...' then theyd lock the door and start beating it.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
R ur teachers priests or something?

Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.

-Van Wilder-

Suck my Dick!

-Ron Jeremy-

 
i would stay away from the porn cuz if anyone under 18 see it ur in big big trouble buddy. and will not graduate.

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
i would stay away from the porn cuz if anyone under 18 see it ur in big big trouble buddy. and will not graduate.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
yeah, chickens in the courtyard during nighttime. then opening the courtyard door when school starts. And i think we are planning on filling the principals parking spot with beer bottles. We also have this thing at our school called B.E.A.R. where we have to read for 20 minutes every friday, but our principal has a scottish accent and it sounds liek she's saying 20 minutes of beer, so we're tryign to work that in too

 
let three goats go in the school, label them with spraypaint...#1, #2, #4...the teachers will be looking for the #3 all day

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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
superglue coins to the floor everywhere

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
i think are school doesnt let people graduate if you pull senior pranks. there very strict

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yah my friend didn\'t die, he just didn\'t move for like 10 minutes, I laughed.....

-Switchin_Dirty
 
our seniors were really lazy. They greased the floor at the main entrance, but didnt go all the was across the hall, so there were paths by both walls.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
welding a slug bug around a flag pull? damn that is genious!

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
^a car, volkswagon

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
that welding thing was done they had a big thing about it on MTV. At our school we made a huge beeramid in our main window of the school and super glued them in there.

-word-

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
my friends brother went on the roof with some kids and made a 25 foot penis out of chicken wire and machete and hung it off the library roof genius

Take it to the Limit
 
we made a huge penis..... out of paper mache... and we filled it with frozen shaving cream cans ut in half....... and then it spooged..

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
today some guys let a ton of mice free in the halls, it was really funny there were mice all over the school- we caught one in the library

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my best friend wasn't allowed to do graduation because she was involved with the prank, she didn't even go in the school though, just kept watch....soo whack

Reppin' area code 207

As long as i'm alive i'ma live illegal

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welding shit to a flagpole is gay, have a little respect. and porn on their computers? creative. sounds like a good way to get caught in some weird sexual harrassment policy your school district has written down that you dont know about.

when i graduated high school I was glad to be done with it, so I could move on to college. The last thing i wanted to do is some dumbass shit that's funny for 5 minutes and potentially fucks you over. But then, no one did that shit in my school.

 
haa that guy just got served

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
Welding stuff to the flagpose is unoriginal, unless you weld it to the TOP. I know a guy who did that with a big tractor tire. But these all seem so tame, considering my school has the Engineering faculty famous for the biggest pranks ever.

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Always...
 
my school did a 20 ft papermache dick, they hung it from the school roof and bolted it down to a metal plate and welded it to the top of the roof, you could see it from the highway

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
some kids did the goat thing already at our school. they searched for the 3rd goat for so long it was funny as hell. yeah mtv is where we got the idea for the slugbug. and last year they threw empty half gallons that were tied together over the telephone wires.

good times.

Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.

-Van Wilder-

Suck my Dick!

-Ron Jeremy-

 
where do you go? when i graduate (not for a long time) we are gona cover the floor 1ft deep with striofoam packing Pnuts and then cover the other buildings floor with dixy cups 1/2 full of water. we will do some more stuff to, like throw a bucket full of sodium in the lake and say the terriorests are bombing when it blows up

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
some guys i know who went to a high school down the way from mine said they took a cow and put it up in a tower on the campus, in the end they had to helecopter the cow out because the only way out of the tower was down some stairs and cow can only go up stairs not down

 
The cow thing happened at montana state. yeah cows can go up stairs but not down them true fact

Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.

-Van Wilder-

Suck my Dick!

-Ron Jeremy-

 
my schools gay, they've had security guards out all night watching the school and all of this other shit, and they'll either not let us graduate or not let us go to the grad ceremony if we pull shit. we were gonna cement down big concrete slabs over all of the entrances to the parking lots. imagine everyone just driving around in the morning not being able to get in, and some dumbass sophomore driving like a hardass and going right over it. we were thinking about just doing the senior parking lot the day after we got out of school so the juniors couldnt park there, tho

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outside of our school there is a big spartan guy and hes got this skirt thing on and we're either gonna make a little add-on so it looks like hes got a boner or pull it down completely

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
im a freshman so they came into our hall way and opened all the lockers and filled them with paper towel. they also connected all the lockers with fishing line so you couldn't open one with out opening the first one. not much though.

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
some people in my school a coupole years ago went to anoother school and put a truck load of cow shit in the front entrance and spary painted eat shit so that schools grads went to my school and drew a huge dick in our field with gas

 
the prank at my school this year was putting shaving cream on the cars.

I used to be insane.....but then something happened..owell
 
The goat one sounds hilarious but where am i gonna get goats in New Jersy

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

You know there is a difference between anal sex and vaginal Sex.
 
I think some kids at my school were gonna release a bunch of cicadas in the building, it's the 17th year so there bad here.

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one more prank we r doing is switching all the locks on the lockers in random order so no one can get in em for there finals week

Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.

-Van Wilder-

Suck my Dick!

-Ron Jeremy-

 
^or fill the pool with cheerios

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
ITs not a very crazy idea but i say cement a keg right in the walkway to the main entrance and write CLASS OF '04 on it! THEN TAP THAT SHIT AFTER GRADUATION!

...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
 
hahaha have 200 horney boys walking around a school with boners. that would be so dam funny

Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.

-Van Wilder-

Suck my Dick!

-Ron Jeremy-

 
Bring a knife and just start stabbing random people.

Everyone gets a kick out of that one.

'its the candybabyfountainwatertiretreadpencileraserdoorknobstopperbasketballhoopethiopianclockradiodivegooglegoggleboggle

shwartzchairlikeelephanttreessadbirdpootigerjuicebottlerumdrunkenmasterfighterkillertomatopastetoothbrushtailsantlersdisplaycase

toothbrushtailsantlersdisplaycasestudyhallwaydowntownassassinmaneateryoungkippurherringsrowboatankerwankerspankertankgirlpowerspice

meatballparmaseancheesewhizbangermetalhornsdogchowmeinstreetcardesiresexpleasethanksmaamspamalopecantelopeicecreamcone

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phonehomebusinesscardsharkfinsoupnatsiscumbagpipesmokerlungbiscuitbowlnoodlesaladtongsbatontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdink kink rail.'
 
Dude, just get SHITLOAD of salt, and pour them on grass, where everybody can see it really clear.

Pour the salt into words like 'suck my dick' or '2004' or whatever. Salt will kill the grass overnight and leave the markings on grass visible for few months. I've done it few times during my 3 years in HS. Doing that raised hell in my rural community where we 'wrote' 'D-DHS sucks ass' on the hill right next to our school. It was a public nuisance cuz they couldnt do anything to remove it.

 
Wow, half of your prank ideas is pretty uncreative. And how the fuck will you be able to get a 1500lbs cow locked into someone's office without setting off alarm system? Nearly all of schools have alarm system (mostly silent) and you people will def set it off by breaking in at nighttime which is pretty stupid in first place.

But that's ok since you people is young & havent experienced real world yet..

You people need to do something that will raise hell on the *whole* community, and doesnt harm anyone.

How about collecting tons of really offending filthy porn magazines subscription stubs and write princpal & teachers' names & school address on all of them then mail them out.

 
at my school theres 60 cameras so you can't really pull any pranks without getting caught. some kids stole the golfcarts last week

 
last year the senoirs took all the benches in front of the school and put them on the roof

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JOEI

GIRLS OF NS represent
 
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