Senior Keg: 3 Kegs, 10 Cases, and 4 Cops.

eheath

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So I don't even know where to begin. I just got home (its roughly 10am) from my high schools senior keg. Probably one of the craziest nights of my life to say the least.

Lets rewind 2 weeks back, when the keg is first being hyped up. 3 kegs and multiple cases were being claimed, and it only cost you 10 dollars for the night of your life. The location at this time was unknown (to the public) and some of us doubted a true "senior keg" seeing as many underclassmen new about it and planned on going.

Fast forward to 3 days ago, where i sit and contemplate whether i really want to go or not. Me and a few buddies thought, why not just do our own thing? Keep it safe. Seeing how practically the whole school new what was going down, it seemed pretty sketch...

Now fast forward to yesterday. I now have decided i was going, we all said fuck it, its sr keg, we gotta go. So i work a shift, and meet up with my friend at my house and chill out waiting to leave. Plan was meet at this one kids ranch right outside of town, and then continue onto the real location after that. As people gathered, numbers grew. Some people predicted around 100 and some said only 30ish. Ended up that around 60ish kids showed up, and we were off.

We drive on the freeway for about 10 mins, then get off and start the madness of dirt roads to this guys ranch, out in the middle of no where. As we drive, we see that there is no one on for miles, that it was perfect. We show up in a couple groups, and what we come to is amazing. 3 kegs, a huge horse troff FULL of beer (like the title says 10 cases aprox.), 3 makeshift beer pong tables made of plywood and hay bails, and a bonfire with couches and chairs surrounding it. It was perfect, and after everyone showed up, it was the best party ever.

So we arrived around probably 830-900ish and the some 60 seniors started to party hard. We joke how if cops came, we would congratulate them for finding us and making it seem like it would never happen.

Shit we were wrong.

So this property has a gate at the road, and we were about 2 miles into the property, where we thought we were safe from the cops. SOMEHOW they got the combo to the lock, and were now driving down the hill right towards us. They didn't have their lights on, but as they got closer we could see they were cops.

At this point, shit went nuts. Everyone scattered and just bolted into the hills of fields to avoid the dreaded MIP. I put a lit cigar out as i ran, and i sprinted up this huge hill and stopped with some people and laid down to avoid the cops spotlights. As soon as they stopped shining the lights, we were running again, past fence, over another ridge, and we stop in the bottom of a valley. At this point, we thought we were fucked. As time passed, we felt better about the situation. Phone calls were being made left and right, and finally at 12am, we were given the clear to come back to the fire.

A few kids stayed, mainly because they were sober, why run? Others hid in cars, but they were found. As they were writing up and MIP for one of my friends, the kid whose parents owned the land, called his parents and they talked to the cops. The cops had no warrant to come onto private land. So they voided the MIP for my friend and didn't give out any MIPs. But, they did take 2 FULL kegs and probably 3 more cases worth of beer from the troff.

As news spread, joy emerged. Sure, it wasn't the best outcome, but it was a lot better than it could've been. By about 2 am everyone was back, many went as far as the freeway (prob 10 miles or more) and some hid in the hills.

We all wake up this morning (after about 4 hours of sleep) and we all reminisce over the nights happenings, and clean up the place and head home. This night will defiantly go down as one of the most craziest nights i have ever had and the only senior keg to get busted with no MIPs. The party before the cops came was so epic, kid were taking pictures at the beginning when it was still light out, ill get it up as soon as i get it.

So thats my story.
 
ouch evan. i think they found you the same why parties get found out over where i am. if there is a convoy of cars on a saturday night the cops always seem to bust you. my end of school kegger is still a few weeks away.
 
Yeah we think that we had to have been ratted out by some kids or something. There is no way they would get any complaint out there, no one lives out there! Its so shitty, i don't get why they can just leave us the fuck alone, we weren't harming anyone/disturbing anyone, no one was leaving til the morning, fucking bullshit.
 
too much writing for pretty much nothing...here i'll sum it up for you

"i went to my friend's house cause i have a crush on him, so we waited for my friends, drove a shitload and had a party with mostly dudes, then the cops broke into a gate and tried to bust us, and i ran and hid and they mistook my for a big rock when they found me so they just left me, then they found out they couldn't really charge anyone so they left."

wonderful!
 
if its a rat it will probably be pretty easy to find him. if any of your friends got phone calls from underclassmen wanting to come and they got bitched at theres your man.
 
if its a rat it will probably be pretty easy to find him. if any of your friends got phone calls from underclassmen wanting to come and they got bitched at theres your man.
 
There was some crazy drama shit going down, seniors who didn't come leaving weird messages on peoples phones and weird texts and shit. If we ever find out tho, the kids done for.
 
sounds sick, actually same thing happened at my schools senior campout last year. kids were running like 5 miles down the highway when cops showed. it basically always gets busted which is annoying but whatever...it deffinetly makes for an interesting night. especially because, just like prom night, its fucking amatuer night and all the kids who never party go out and fuck it up for everyone.
 
My friend got a DUI last night for drinking a glass of wine, his BAC was around a .03-.04 but he's 18 so anything over .00 is a DUI. He had booze in the car but it was for the kickback we were having at his house. Last I heard my friend was bailing him out. No one seems to be picking up the phone this morning.

Hows that for shitty luck?

 
it would have made for a better story if you all got MIP's and arrested, and woked up in jail the next morning and were all like "what the fuck?" that's what happened to me.
 
cops picked the lock to get onto private property? WTF? Pretty sure thats no where close to legal. Id have been angry as shit over that alone. Anyone from the States care to confirm/dismiss it being legal for cops to break into private property to disrupt under age drinking? So fucking lame.

This is exactly why you guys cant hold your liquor when you come to Montreal. Prick cops.
 
hahahah damn, running from the cops is always fun. Thats fucking rediculous that they picked the lock though, fuck that. I would be mad pissed
 
should have paid the kid that owned the land to wait at gate til late, could have told cops to leave. they have no right to come onto the property whatsoever.
 
From what he said they were given out and only retracted when the parents talked to them. Like Im more bothered that they went their in the first place. Its the same thing if they were to just walk into your home after breaking down the door; thats just plain disgusting.

Could you guys have kept the beer if your dad had said it was his? Im sorry this story just bothers me to no end, I would enjoy giving them a nice kick to the teeth.
 
Fuck the cops, I would have told them right there like I did at my friends apartment that its illegal for them to search private property without a warrant or consent.
 
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