Here's what i wrote:
I would like to express my displeasure with your decision to cancel our beloved freeze magazine. It has been about an hour since the newschool ski community really got wind of this decision, and already we are up in arms over it. Please give this magazine a second chance, it has been the axis mundi of our sacred sport for nearly a decade, and as we are experiencing an exponential growth, this magazine has the opportunity to reach far beyond todays numbers (provided a solid business plan is developed by the Freeze and/or Transworld staff, which does not include giving magazines and subscriptions away by the thousands). Again, please give it a second chance, as the newschool ski community would certainly make it worth your while.
Thank you for your time.
Joel Prentice
-Joel
'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
