Semi-disturbed kid at my school

bmxican_89

bmxican_89

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so this might be a little long, but theres this kid, scott, at my school and im talking super nerd-pocket protector, calculator strapped to the belt-the works.

he has like these huge outbursts about the most random shit. hes also always reading a book called "8 steps to happines" and is usually muttering to himself in the process.

so my favorite thing hes done so far is like this: we are in spanish and hes talking to this girl (shes not like super hot but id do her) and he tells her how depressed he feel around valentines day. so she says something along the lines of, "maybe if you just try to talk to a girl and show her you like her, she might like you back." he responds, as if it were a normal thing, "last time i tried that, i was accused of stalking her."

of course the whole room was listening to this conversatin, and everybody now has there heads down trying, and failing miserably at covering up there laughter. except me. im laughing my ass off. i think im on his "kill list".

ill bake him some cookies or something.
 
i would probably be laughing at him out loud with you. too bad about you thinking your on his kill list, my friend pissed off some kid so much that the kid brought in a knife to school, but got suspended before he could do anything.
 
theres this kid at my skool anmed BO he never talks and if u talk to him to much he does these karate movies and ends liek 1 millimeter form ur face the only time he does talks he is saying shut up and y r u talking to me. every student is scared of him and so r all the teachers they will be liek hey BO how r u doing and he will be like shut up leave me alone and if ur a student he will do karate shit on you its so wierd
 
i dont thiunk it would affect him at all he is sooo crazy the effect would like i dont even no he has never smiled, ever
 
hahaha that reminds me of another one.

we were talking to him in math. and my friend invited him to a party. and he s like "what does one do at these parties" and "how often do you guys go to these things" then "what the hell did i step in?!?!"
 
no man. this is the worst one. the rest are just your average nerd. like playing magic cards and stuff, but he takes it to another level.
 
haha i love the magic card kids they're way funny. somethimes i get suckered into watching it, ive even played it once
 
yeah this kid at my school in 8th grade was found with a hit list.

the kid went away for a few years, but now he's back..and he's in my english class.

duhn duhn duhn!
 
there is a crazy kid in my lunch. He is like 6'0 250 and pretty messed in the head. He pases back and forth down a little stretch of wall along side the cafeteria and stares at the floor. My jackass friend somehow figured out if you throw food into his path he will pick it up and take it to a corner and snack on it. No matter what it is. Like open sticks of gum, leftover lunch food, open milks. Kids are starting to catch on and of course being complete dicks to him and leaving him trais of food and shit, its kinda sad.
 
The kid is scary as fuck too cause he will flip off the handle and has horrible anger problems, hes in the grade under me and ive been going to school with him for years. Like if you are talking to him and you confuse him he starts swinging.
 
one of my friends told me that the reason she thinks teachers dont bother me about not doing my homework and schoolwork is becasue they are afraid that i will bring in a gun and shoot up the school. i thought it was pretty funny
 
there is a kid at my school who flipped out all the time in 8th grade, me n my friend used to play with him n shit cause hed just get mad annoying and start things first

one day in gym he called my friend an idiot, you know the song thats like " are an idiot..." and just keeps goin on, now this is in 8th grade so we both started laughin sooooo hard at this kid, didnt say a word, and he just flipped, he started jumpin up n down squeeling flappin his arms everywhere shoutin all these things crying soo hard, it was soo fricken weird, my gym teacher was like wtf thats not the way to act in the lockerroom, mad funny, he had mold on his back too...then this year he got hit by a car, he was gonna cross a road and got hit, some people say he was tryin to commit suicide but no1 really knows, the path across the road is clear tho so he woulda seen the car coming...who knows
 
this reminds me of a kid who used to go to my school. He was fucking insane. Apparently he got in this hge fight with the math teacher because he was convinced he had a problem correct and the math teacher was wrong. anyway i geuss he started crying and shit and i was the lucky one to walk into class and say hey davery (his nickname) in a super goofy mocking voice. the kid threw a fucking chair at me.
 
we have one of those guys. he is so smart that it makes him weird. the school gave him a laptop because he was weird and cant wright notes, he tells everyone its because he takes them home and fixes them. and he always has this big creepy picture of his dog.
 
im not saying that these arnt funny stories and im not saying these kids arnt nerdy as hell but alot of the time the wierd kids and outkasts(goths and other atention whores not included) are some of the coolest kids out there if you get to know em
 
for sure. i mean i have plenty of friends that are in the "outcast" realm, but this guy is a whole different story.
 
yeah man there is this one kid that says the most random stuff and pepole laugh, but they dont really talk to him. i hung out with him during this one class and he is so awsome. he has a type of humor a lot of people dont really understand, but man, if u also get the same kind of humor he has, he's so fun to be around.
 
Well there's this kid that kind of fits your decription at my school, ultra nerd, poketprotector, palm pilate which he lost, ever since we called him palmer.

Well first off, he tried building a time machine out of the back of his mom's car, then burnt the blue prints cause "the government" would find them.

Then he hacked into the schools computer, sent death threats to a teacher, got suspended and went to juvy for 3 days.

He has a tendensy to over masterbate. Once his friend's mom caught him wackin off at their house. Another time did it on web cam for fun to this chick I know, she thought he wasn't serious at first.
 
a few years ago at my school there was a kid that was beyond smart. he got a 1590 on his SAT's because his dad told him that if he didn't get a 1600 then he wouldn't pay for the kids college. So the kid decided he would get a 1590 just to fuck with his dad! He missed one question on purpose.

Although from what i hear he ended up killing himself... Its too bad really, cause he was the type of kid that could have fond the cure for cancer or something like that.
 
wow, maybe try saying hi to the kid every now and hten and try not making him feel like such an outsider so he doesn't have a horribly depressing life
 
this girl at my highschool made a website with everyones name in our grade on it and whether or not she would spare each persons lives or not. and she had pictures in her locker of heads of spears and shit...freaky stuff
 
in grade 7 a kid had a little book where he kept track of our class, in categories like in harry potter, ie griffendor, etc.. he would give us points and stuff and take points away and so on.
 
So I was chilling in the guidance room playing FIFA soccer on a gameboy when my guidance teacher comes in with a freshman who just dooesn't care to write an essay about Romeo and Juliet. She leaves me alone with this kid who keeps asking me what FIFA is and why am I playing it. He seems chill and normal, and really I don't mind at all. Later on another teacher comes in and tries to help by saying, "Well if your parents locked you in a room and you couldn't see the one you loved, wouldn't you want to kill yourself?" and he replies wicked nonchalantly, "Well seeing as I'm suicidal, that's not the best thing to say." I congrat the teacher on her brilliant comment and she leaves with that face that just says, "Wow, I'm a true asshole." Later on the guidance teacher said to me that I was amazing at talking to the kid because apparently he is really fucked in the head and needs psychiatrists to come in and, as my guidance teacher says, "Touch base with him." Oh well, he was pretty chill and I'd probobly hang out with him again to be honest with you.
 
there was this girl back in middle school who would flip out all the time. One time my friend mike hit her with a basketball and she started screaming some satanic language...crazy shit.
 
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