Selena Gomez

[Shabbathehut]

What about that chick.

 

[malonius_funk]

DON'T TALK ABOUT ECB'S GIRL LIKE THAT.

 

[act.resist]

inb4ECB

 

[*monsterskier*]

.

 

[StreetsOfRage]

.

 

[why]

.

 

[Randy_Quench]

 

[Hughes]

please explain the ECB reference

 

[act.resist]

 

[*monsterskier*]

for a start, look at his profile

 

[Deluge]

ECB will donkey kong you directly in the left testicle for even think about his woman.

 

[[hamnuts]]

this

 

[Shabbathehut]

Quick everyone stop thinking

 

[mackcamp]

This.

 

[Ski_Alot]

inb4ECB

 

[Gorilla.Steeze]

::enters thread expecting pics::

 

[ECB]

Do you have a shrine to Selena?

Do you worship Her?

Do you have every episode of Wizards memorized?

BACK THE FUCK OFF

 

[act.resist]

inafterECB

 

[ECB]

+Respect right here

Thank you good sir

 

[Deluge]

legend has spoken.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

.

 

[ImNotARacist]

Selena Gomez isn't that hot and she is fucking bieber. You're too late E C B

 

[Sno.]

yeah, ok, me 2

 

[Sno.]

doh! --meant to quote reply the after...fail & aids.

 

[Janky]

.

 

[ECB]

She still wears a purity ring, she is waiting for me to remove it

Therefore you are wrong, I will obtain Selena, and when I court her, I'll wear a gopro, then when i'm in prison i'll watch it to get off

 

[Hamster.]

*

 

[ImNotARacist]

Just make sure and post the video in the onion first please.

 

[malonius_funk]

I GOT YOU MY HOMIE. YOU FUCK WITH ECB'S GIRL AND YOU GET FUCKED BY DARSHMALLOW...IN THE ASS.

 

[nacho.steez]

shes pretty hot, but i would not dare touch her as ECB has dibs

 

[987321654hgfd]

Would you drink an ass smoothie directly out of her rectum?

 

[malonius_funk]

he already has. Selena's purity ring limitations only involve direct penetration of the 5 major holes, nothing else.

 

[987321654hgfd]

What flavor was it?

 

[SkierPT]

Useless threads useless with no pics

 

[Aidan-G]

Well you said ass smoothie so I'm assuming the flavor was ass

 

[PON3]

This explains enough of ECB's emotions right here.

 

[goonsquad08]

haha i lost.. +k

 

[987321654hgfd]

Obviously you don't know what an ass smoothie is. I highly suggest searching ass smoothie on google and clicking the first link. Your life will be changed.

 

[Aidan-G]

I already was told to look up nigga flip today. Now ass smoothie? I'm scared

 

[987321654hgfd]

Hahahaha I promise it will change your life for the better.

 

[Aidan-G]

Why? Just, why?

 

[WizardStaff]

I would do her till i cum blood. Then i would examine my dick, then start fucking her again

 

[987321654hgfd]

Pretty awesome wasn't it?

 

[Aidan-G]

If you're into that kinda thing

 

[ORDEAL]

I understand she is ecb's, but huh dayum i would get all up in that nawmean

 

[987321654hgfd]

I also suggest checking out the affiliated website swirlie girls.

 

[DaveM]

I'd do her, that's about it.

 

[Aidan-G]

I've seen enough for today. Maybe tomorrow

 

[StreetsOfRage]

Why arent you tapping that yet ECB?? Your comp is Justin small dick high pitched voice beiber. Just walk up saying in your deap manly voice "hey sexy" flash your dick which is sure to be longer than justins (even though I remember you telling me in a PM it was 4-5 inches) and she will be yours forever

 

[ORDEAL]

lol

 

[ECB]

Note, the smoothie was in fact shit flavored

Yea my penis is about 5 inches, typical white penis, maybe fully erect it might hit six, nothing amazing, definitely white, flacid its around the 4 inch mark

I can pm pics of it to anyone that is over 18