seinfeld

newschooler14

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Everytime I watch this show it gets funnier. My favorite is when george saves everything in his wallet and it starts getting really thick. Then when he sits down he is so lopsided he has to use al the napkins to even himself out. And in the end his wallte falls apart and everything goes all over the street i think

 
Seinfeld is the shit. Some of my favorites-

Jerry's girlfriend's belly has the voice that talks to him- 'Helloooooooooo!'

Kramer and the highway adoption.

Kramer and the fluorescent sign outside his window!

George peeing in the shower at the club.

'Jerry, I just saw a pigman. A PIGMAN!!!'
 
The wallet one is way too funny! Seinfeld is hilarious just because its's soo true to everyday life and there are multiple topics in every episode! The talking navel episode is hilarious as well!

~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'
 
K-Hey, why dont you guys use the roll.

J-the what?

K-you just keep all your bills in a roll in your pocket. you keep the big bills on the outside

G-thats a 5.

K- yeah. i know.

 
when kramer turns the hallway into his patio, and he has sparklers and the kids spray him with water and he puts in a screen door, thats one of my favorites. or the low talker episode. that was hilarious, jerry had to wear a pirate shirt on tv. or i saw the one when george converts to latvian orthodox or something, that one was on the other day

-Pat-

'i smell something very canadian about this' -dude wheres my car
 
I love George's answering maching on that one... 'Believe it or not George isn't at home' but I forget how it goes after that. I have to see it again. Soup Nazi was pretty good too

 
'...please leave a message, at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone; where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!'

'Jerry, I just saw a pigman. A PIGMAN!!!'
 
Thanks Kamikaze. I just donwloaded it and was going to post the rest. I also saw Puerto Rican Day again last night. That was pretty funny

 
i don't think i have ever seen a non funny seinfeld episode. what makes it funny is how the topics are really weird how do they think of this stuff. i like when kramer is modeling the underwear for calvin klein and then he slips on the wall.

 
Does anyone know what else happened in the Wallet episode? I'm trying to find it, but I need to know what else happened to be able to find it

 
seinfelds the funniest show ever made. you could sit here for hours quoting the show, but it'll never be as funny as watching it. so everyone go watch it, or if its not on, go to www.kazaa.com, download it, then download seinfeld movies

 
freestyla -

im gonna have to disagree with you. the funniest shows ever are:

3) simpsons

2) seinfeld

and (drum roll)...

1) family guy. absolute funniest show ever. its so random!

[x dave x]http://www.sasfilms.com
'just checkin the specs on the rotary... gurter.. i'm retarded.' -chris farley
 
Well, Family Guy is funny as hell, but i doesn't beat Simpsons OR Seinfeld.

~'It's More Fun Being A Pioneer, Then Just Another Clone Doing The Same Old Thing!'
Skogen Sprang

~'If Sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong!'
 
yeha freestyla01 thats a funny one. george walks in and kramer is like ' welcome to the merv griffen show! have a seat george' and then george is telling like his life story. damn i cant wait til 7 when that show is on

-Pat-

'i smell something very canadian about this' -dude wheres my car
 
I like the one where Cramer drives the fire truck. And when he beats upp the robber on the bus and keeps driving the bus and makes all of the stops. It's crazy, you know? it's a show about nothing, yet it's hilarious
 
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