Second Annual NS Hockey Pool

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rebel

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That's right. It's costing me my virginity, but Matt is letting me run another hockey pool this year. I'm thinking of making it better than last year; considering allowing trades and making it more interactive some how. Details are still in the works, but the playoffs are fast approaching so everyone start thinking about possible teams. Since I'm poor as, it will be for bragging rights, but I'm hopeful that this years pool will be bigger and better than last year in every possible way.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
THRASHERS ALL THE WAY

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
YES!!!!!!

At least someone lost to me last year, I can't go anywhere but up!

Can't wait... thanks in advance Jay : )

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Count me in!

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Andrew Franklin

FCHW What?

'Poop is for cool kids. One time at school I saw poop in the trash can. I was in like 1st grade. It might have been chocolate milk on bread though.' -EastCoastPride
 
^what he said

Yeah I remember this last year, who won it?

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
Gdawg3 won if I remember correctly.

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Gdawg3!!! hell NO

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
I don't remember who won. I think his name was Matt, but there's so many of those guys I can't keep track. 9mm maybe?

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
i think nmk won. but i know i sucked it up...team ramrod didnt live up to its potential. this year, team ramrod will dominate.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
yea nmk did win, I just checked on it.

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jay my loved one where have you been?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
No I didn't win, chill Mattman, mainly because I counted on the Avs going farther. But my Eastern Conference was rock solid. I'm all for another one, last year's was great.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
NMK won, i will participate.

I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.

'10$ for the bible?! How much for the koran?'-karl
 
im a canucks fan

but av's will prevail

I went to take a piss and the elastic in my pants snapped back and crushed my balls against my leg and now i can't have kids
 
Stef, NS wouldn't work for me before the server change for some reason. I so dearly missed the heroine intake from NS.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
Put me in! GO THRASHERS

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
I am in jay, and you can have my virginity... you jsut gotta go gt it from my girlfriend.

-Pat Melvin

WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh

 
No way the avs are gonna take it. They are one of the best teams sure, but aebischer has less than 2 games in the playoffs. He mite make it to the conference, or stanley cup finals, but he's gonna lose. How many first starting year goalies won the cup? I dont remember any...

I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.

'10$ for the bible?! How much for the koran?'-karl
 
Personally, I'd be ASHAMED to have won last year... you would've had to make the dumbest picks imaginable.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
Patrick Roy won one his first year, but the Avs results will be the same, but not because of Aebischer. As a team they play too half-assed and have no unity, they'll fall apart as soon as a focused team hits them, sadly enough.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
calgary is gonna win it

A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.

 
even though i hate them, its the leafs, and my team, the sens, that are the frontrunners for the cup.

detroit and colorado for the west, no other options really, but both are a bit uncertain when it comes to goaltending. other than that, watch out for them.

ottawa plays all around great hockey, just look at their goal differential, miles ahead of any other team. goaltending is slightly suspect, but they are fourth in goals in the league, so i believe it is fine.

toronto is looking good, but elderly. like ive said before, once the playoffs end, easton better start making wheelchairs, canes and walkers, because toronto so old now.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
You don't pick a team... you pick players. Though who you believe is going to go far in the playoffs is the main factor.

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yeah, i know that, but where's the sheet? how many players?

get this shitshow on the road!

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

 
It's a lot of work, and Jay is doing this on his own... could be a while.

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I LOOOOOVE you Jay!!!

Can't wait to show you all a thing or two about playoff pools again!

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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
^ yup he won

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
I came up with an idea that I'm really excited about. I'll post it here unofficially so people can start to think about it, ask me questions, and give me input. The benefits of my format is that it's interactive and fun, people won't lose interest after the first round because their team is out, and because it makes it very unlikely that people will have the same teams. Also, I thikn this should be manageable for me to organize. Hopefully.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
So here's what I came up with, all by my lonesome:

Each team will have 15 forwards and 10 defensemen and 1 goalie per conference (total 52).

Goals = 1 point each

Assists = 1 point each

Goalie wins = 1 point each

Goalie Shut out = 3 points + 1 point for the win

(This is where it gets fun)

- You must group forwards into 5 lines of 3 and defensemen into 5 pairings.

- Lines / pairings must be made up of players on different NHL teams and must remain in tact throughout the tournament.

- Only players you chose to 'play' can earn you points

- Benched players will remain benched till the end of the round. NO EXCEPTIONS!

- I must know your lines with are playing / benched before the first puck drop in each round.

You will play your teams as follows:

Round 1+2: 2 lines + 2 pairings playing, 3 lines + 3 pairings benched

Round 3: 3 lines + 3 pairings playing, 2 lines + 2 pairings benched

Round 4: 4 lines + 4 pairings playing, 1 lines + 1 pairings benched

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
And Pat, I'd be honoured to steal your virginity from your gf.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
So we pick new lines after each round? Different players depending on which teams get bounced?

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
no. you keep the same lines. You're guaranteed to lose at least one player from each line after the second round.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
Dammit. I want someone to be as excited about this as I am.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
THRASHERS ALL THE WAY B

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
I see, that's actually a really amazing idea. I'M EXCITED!!! JUST AS MUCH AS YOU ARE!!! YAY!!!

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Yay. At least someone is. I've already thought about how I'm going to lay out my spread sheets, and I totally think it's managable. I had some other cool ideas, but they'd just be impossible to keep track of. That's why I took out trading.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
PITTSBURGH all way!!! i dont know what everyone else is talking about they RUle. No go with OTTAWA going to win the cup.

 
sounds like a pretty good idea, could be a bitch to keep track of though. but i do like, count me in.

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'Let's get drunk, not whiskey dick drunk though!' - my friend Kim

Get Over It

Gotta Love The Midwest

Goodbye snow!
 
when did phrosty come back, and how do we sign up for the hockey pool?

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
I'm going to post official rules (which will likely be very similar to the ones I just posted) and I'll give you an email address to send your team to. I'll probably do this around the end of regular season (last week in april).

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
I think its a good idea, but WAAAAY too many players. 52 players in a pool is not exciting. We should have 3 lines of forwards, 3 pairs of d-men and 2 goalies in total! And play 2 of the 3 lines.

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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
 
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