Season pass got clipped story inside.

wait OP is american? the whole time i read it i thought he was definitely scandinavian or something, typing like fucking edollo and what not.
 
this is soo funny, but whenever i go down closed trails, i create a story or an escape route first, u should try it, always works or just run from ski patrol, its easy, they take turns and shit, just bomb and u'll be good!
 
How the f*ck do you get caught at night? If you're being sketchy around ropes etc. at the first sign of patrol/whatever you just gap it like your black friend, he clearly knows how to escape the long arm of the law.
 
dude, really? it took you 15 minutes to write that in that shitty shorthand and you still managed to fuck up that much?

is this your first time ever using a computer, or are you just six years old? and don't expect anyone to have any sympathy for you when you got your pass pulled for skiing closed terrain. those runs are marked off for a reason, k bud?
 
I don't care about the mistakes this is not school I am not getting graded on this. So like it matters , all the kids that are being assholes about it go fuck yourself and to the kids who post not shitty on me Ill give you a 10/10
 
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Go fuck yourself i don't want your fucking karma, you're a dumb ass 14 year old who thinks he's the shit when in reality you're a sad piece of shit kid.
 
you didn't finish...

... you're a sad piece of shit kid who has no common sense and will eventually end up as one of those fucks on the news who die from getting lost in the woods after ducking a rope.

and i will not feel sorry for you, only for your parents for having to deal with your dumb ass and the funeral costs. quit skiing, we don't want you.
 
yeah i've always noticd that henrik's posts are EXTREMELY hard to read, I just didn't want to be the dick to point it out.....
 
Seriously.

I got to the last sentence and was in pure amazement that the atrocity which I had just read somehow took 15 minutes to peck out.
 
Dude seariously???
Youre saying all this shit to guy thatwrote a thread on ns about a funny story and apperntly he got bored and didnt want to go correct his spelling, but as for that, his spelling really wasnt the best
 
No. Hes saying it to a guy who doesn't have any common sense and decides its a really smart idea to go down a closed trail at night. He could of easily gotten one of his friends killed or himself killed by running into a tree or obstacle without anyone seeing where he was.
 
dude, the kid typed like a fucking retard.

and it isn't a funny story, it's a fucking stupid story. kid doesn't deserve to ski if he can't see what he and his retarded friends did wrong.
 
yes i agree to the point that it wasnt really bright, but still youre argument is that he could have died and you wish he dies ? dude the fuck man. Grow a bit up and dont start swearing youre ass of to guy on the internet you dont even know
 
i said i would not feel any pity for someone who ends up dead because of doing something insanely stupid and irresponsible. is it that hard to understand or did you see the harsh language and automatically assumed that i'm some sort of evil person that wishes death on people for ducking ropes? grow up and gain some better comprehension skills. god knows you need it.

 
Yeah I know i fucking hate it. It was the only place i could get rides to this year. Next year I'm getting a pass to sunday river. My grammar just bad haha...
 
I can get it back if i want to but the mountain is a shit hole don't feal like going back there the rest of the year
 
while were on the topic of shawnee... anyone on here do the superhits sundays? i did 3 of them and i saw a bunch of kids with ns stickers. super fun comp though i never won even though i am 13 and under(thanks to that zeke kid, hes 11and he 7d the 45 footer, haha hes probably gonna get sponsored soon.)
 
I didnt know this was an English class? who gives a shit if the spelling is bad. Its a good story about a young mans journey to save his black friend and overcome the horrible mountain we like to call shawnee peak
 
Its the fact that it is incomprehensible. If you want people to understand a story you at least formulate sentences so that they make sense. This did not happen in this thread.
 
Wow! Here is my favorite line from that amazing short story.
Then when he was on the road I got a Call from him saying " Anthony I'm so startled"
Startled?? From a black man??
 
holy shit I have been laughing for 5 minutes straight. this whole thing is pure gold.

SORRY IF THERE IS SOME GRAMMAR MISTAKES TO ME LIKE 15 TO WRITE THIS NOT GOING BACK TO FIX MISTAKES.
 
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