Seans Car

hmmmm, this thread is almost as big as Greg's penis....which is quite large, if I don't say so myself.....this thread is about my car, which means my car is almost as big as Greg's penis, which is quite large, if I don't say so myself.....so that means that my penis.............fuck

(joke about the size of my penis there, although its actually larger than greg's, and as a result, also much larger than this thread. penis)

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PENIS!!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
PENIS!!! (it would be bigger, but i don't know/care how to make it bigger)

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i've found ONE single road I can lose traction on now.....the Montlake onramp onto 520 east. The nice LONG curve thats fairly new pavement. Its nice and tight so i only have to take it at like 40, but i'm screaming at that (the tires that is). but if i take a straight 90 degree turn anywhere else, at like 60 i don't lose traction. its like driving a large go-kart now! haha

oh yeah, two roads i guess. the long switchback on denny creek up snoqualmie...yeah. you can check back up the hill for other cars for safety. i can lose it on that too, but barely. course, in a few months i'll be puttin the steelies and snow tires back on.....then i'm back in ugly-slidey-ville.

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wat r yor guys is best roads for hi speed starte aways

mines the 60 acresa dash from janota to woody

that acroos raod its 2 lanes ovr briges n shyt/

no coppers tho/

but its under constrution

i mob like 120 once

F O C U S
 
well, as Jamie would say 'Any fool can go fast in a straight line'. I've gotten up to 120 in my car, but going fast like that isn't really a thrill, and its very dangerous. Going fastish (like 40-60) around REALLY twisty roads, THATS where the fun is my friend. Holy crap, want a good road to have fun on?....

The road around Crecent Lake on the penninsula. Lots of cars, but usually pretty good. SO twisty, but its narrow and theres lots of guard rails, but its a lot of fun.

But as far as long straight aways......um....I don't really know of any. Yeah, the roads accross the valley are pretty nice, cause they're WIDE open late at night. The parking lot at the .....um....big church....Overlake? yeah. The parking lot there is pretty fun, its very big and has lots of these big dips. Fun if you're car ain't too low. I-90 is NOT the place to go fast. I went 115 through North Bend once (ie the most HEAVILY policed area in the WORLD) and I didn't get pulled over. That was a few years ago when I had my head up my ass.

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It still is Sean.

Uhh, so, i've been trying to burn out, and i can only do it so far off my dirt road where it meets the asphault. I even tried driving in reverse a bit and then stomping it forward, but no results. stupid new tires methinks.

My record is 70 on a 25mph country road near my house. Im tellin you guys, you want no cops and twisty roads galore, come over here, i'll show you all of them, plus a drag strip that was just paved. its like in the middle of this feild for a quarter mile, no driveways, freshly paved, 1 car wide, straight as an arrow, never used. So like, come over and rally your shit, but tell me first.

btw, my speed record is 90 on 1-5.

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
don't try to burn out rowen, for the love of god, don't try to burn out. You have an AWD car, you will NOT be able to burn out. Sure you can make them spin a little on dirt, but no matter what tires you have, you will never lose traction. You will end up frying your transmission.....going from reverse to drive...baaaad idea. You'll DESTROY your center diff.

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hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! god damn kids always ruining they're cars!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
hahahaha, yeah. its like WAY back in the day....about 3 years ago, i tried to peel out in my car, cause i was a fucking idiot then. I had it up to like 6000 rpm and just let the clutch out....car kinda sat there for a while with the engine still taching high.....in other words, its a good thing it was still under warrenty, cause I got a free new clutch. it was GONE.

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be aware, ski with care
 
if you wanted a car that can peel out why did you buy a subaru? you should have bought the ghetto ride!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
fuck sean's car its all about my new ride

mypicture


.:l[Tyler]l:.

and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet

 
i hope you're serious. if you're not serious tyler ima have to fuck you up.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
on no i'm serious... i'm repainting it so its compleatly black and i'm putting a new pully system in it so it accelorates better

its going to be my rally mobeil for tailgaters and to go to friends house it beats the hell out of driving around moscow

.:l[Tyler]l:.

and don't rub your scrotum against a power outlet

 
oh, i like the color as it is! don't do black! It matches one of my guitars right now!

But whats wierd....is yesterday, the picture was a different angle...what the hell?!

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i can't even see it any more.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
i see it again! yeah different angle. i think tylers tryin to wig us out man.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
i hit 100 in a 30. lakeview blv on lake washington, kinda up by mt baker and jenesee. it defanitly is not a straight road. it was so crazy. it was in my honda

COC sesh E
 
you kids just don't learn. after 1 speeding ticket i learned. just wait till you kids get reckless driving on your record. then you'll learn

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
hahahaha, so true. you don't have that on your record, do you kevin? that'd be pretty funny/shitty.

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nope. no reckless driving on my record. i don't think

i might have fucking 'carless' operation tough. i don't even know any more!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
you would've gotten away with it too if it werent for that mohawk

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
i like how that new ride picture changes everyday.

yeah fucking mohawk. fucking forest service douche bag

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
its a ski jump now

just think kevin, now if you got pulled over, without the mohawk, the cop would give you a ticket for being a giant homosexual with a testical for a head.

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ahahahahahahahahahahaa lmao oh my god. he cut it so fucking short!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
baby got a new pair of shoes!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
i know those didn't show up. just a sec.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
^so hot. i beat that shit rides all smooth, no little bumps while drivin on those :thumbs up:

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
not really noisey. just noisey, besides sean how would you know? you haven't even riden in there with em on.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
hahahaha his new ride picture turned into some guys star tattoo!!! ^^^^^^^^

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
^thats tylers new tat mr. kevin

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
allright, i drove a WRX last week, fucking sick, it wasnt riced out, jsut had rims and subs and thats it. so fast, and handles so well. and i did just fine with its stick.

Two weeks ago a kid in my school whos 17 got a WRX Sti, he had preveously gotten 3 speeding tickets with an intermedeat liscence, so he didnt have a liscence. he didnt insure the wrx sti, and has someehting like 60 mor payments on it to go. last thurseday on a cornere directly in front of teh school so everyone could see it, he crashed it into a tree and totald it. the front tire was in the passenger foot area. the car was fucked up. he just lost 32 gs and hes 17. hes so fucked.

im going to tint my honda windows

COC sesh E
 
Stupid Stupid Stupiud-dammit. 20 mph? try like 50. goddammned younguns with thier ultra ricey fast cars and thier greasy hair and that punk music and that Luke Vader movie...

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
damn, my brother didnt post on that one. my brother is cool sean, you'll meet him at the premier.

biggreen96 on nasioc

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
he is 16. and he is gay, he blew up his moms jetta, and then they got him the wrx sti.

COC sesh E
 
dude, those parents are fucking retarded. that kid is gonna grow up to be the biggest pussy in the world. I hate parents that spoil their children. he'll never be able to leave home.

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hahahaha, look at tyler's picture now. that chick has one ample butt.

car stuff. the other day I greased my rear sway bar with some waterproof aluminum grease (its blue!) thanks to kevin. back end pulls a bit more now, its nice. Today I finally got off my ass and finished some un-finished business on the caper. Took out the intake silencer, which wasn't even functional with my intake anymore. It was only blocking the fender, so my car was sucking in air from the engine bay only (ie REALLY hot air). So now cooler air is blowing in a bit. I also actually got my intake bolted down, it was just sorta sittin there scratching the paint. But I did a real good job with this bracket that holds it right in place. works/looks great! Next, I'm going to take an old computer shell, and make a heat shield for my intake, so it will only be getting air from the fender (I am also going to run a small tube from the vent on the front of the bumper there, up to the filter...Ram air!!!!! hahahaha). I'm going to paint the shield with some black heat-resistant crackle paint. Should look something like this:

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just not as big, and more of a box rather than one big flat piece.

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mmmmmmm Manual Locking Hubs

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mmmmmmmm Fender Flares

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and just a few offroading pics

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This one is of Ray

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what a purdy picture

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
are kevins pics not working for anyone else?

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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.

NS ARMY

When Greg thinks of me, he touches himself.
 
yeah i know. :( they worked for a little while then just stopped. i'll post them again later.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
yeah kevin, way to be a cheif. way to WASTE SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPACE

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ok this one will probably work now. stupid me.

manual locking hubs.....

BEFORE
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AFTER
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fender flares......

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AFTER
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just a few general pics cause im bored as hell.
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this one is of Ray
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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
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