Sean Is Seriously A Fucking Midget

caylorswift

caylorswift

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ok. so he picked me up from school today (i was sad to see no grant :() and when we got to my house, we got out, and im at least a head taller than him. damn.

but props on that movie guys. kevin, chris, davis, and grant killed it. and seans part was.. bleh.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
yes we know that sean is short. we've all known that forever. yeah that orgy shoot was the best yet!!!!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
you showed it to people kevin? i told you i would sue you!

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
Kevin, chris, davis, and grant are all in it? and theres an orgy shoot?? interesting...

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
no, the whole thing is an orgy shoot. sean couldn't get it up as ussual, thats why his section wasn't as good as ours.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
hey, i have a VERY well used penis.......

cindy laughed when i told her what you posted kevin...she said if theres ANYTHING that isn't wrong with me, its that, hahahahaha. *BOING*

she said you shouldn't talk

sam, hahaha. for some reason, i expected you to be really fat. i kept seeing this kids coming out of school that were fackin HUGE. I was like FUUUUUUUCK this kids gonna stink up my car, but then they'd go somewhere else, haha. You have the coolest dog ever next to mine, and you fucking throw down on the tramp, man. Sam gets to have a tramp section in the movie next year. Sam, you would TOTALLY show up chris on the tramp, hahahahahahaha

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be aware, ski with care
 
oh yeah and you need to come meet jack sean!!! hes the coolest dog ever!

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
a tramp section eh. i could do that. but i dunno about showin chris up on the tramp.

yeah, i think that everyone i havent met always seems to think that im fuckin huge. but in reality, im not that big. and sean can vouche for that now.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
i would definitely give some props if he could show me up on a tramp

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
i'd give props for just lettin my tramp with you. cuz your the tramp master.

and for the record. sean said that i could show yo up on the tramp.. not me.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
chris has more tricks, and is probably a LOT more comfortable going really big on the nice tramps....but sam is smoother, i don't know. those cork 7s were seriously sexy. and of course the backflip japan fart.....NO trick will ever beat that.

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be aware, ski with care
 
yeah dude. i added that fart just for you. it was awesome

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
fart? i wanna see!!!

remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
 
Reality was better, but only cause i was in it. remember the lui-kang 3's? Remember!!??

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
because you've seen sunshine lollipops right rowen? and no that movie was gay as well. and now we even changed chrissypoo's segment cause his original song was soooo fucking annoying.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
rowen, i'm pretty sure all those luikang 3's were really more like backseat 270s. and that jump was smaller than me. BUT, i can't talk because....well.....my segment this year is fuck.

and yes, you haven't seen our movie yet. and chris version 2.0 is much better.

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be aware, ski with care
 
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waataa.....waaaaatttaaaa....i need sum waataaaa

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be aware, ski with care
 
eeewwwww..... Oh, and What the fuck?

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^Rowen^

'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
haha, don't explain it kevin. rowen isn't part of the cool club, he doesn't get to know.

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be aware, ski with care
 
yeah chris will probably get to see it tonight.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
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