Scrunch, Fold, or Other?

[with_stupid]

When you take a shit...do you scrunch it quickly, take the time to fold it nicely, or do some other technique.

Personally, I scrunch because I like to get in and get out as fast as possible to get on with my life. What do you do.

 

[fourhundred]

searchbar

 

[Dainsey]

hahahahahahahaha

i love how ns already has a thread on this

well personally if i have somethin to do i take it quick but if i have my psp with me...it's always good to take a nice long poo

 

[with_stupid]

what the hell? i just thought of this while on the toilet...hahaha my bad but it's just funny someone already thought of this

 

[Silence]

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/402177/

8 squares, bi-folded 3 times was one popular method

Another option was to use sandpaper and/or a cactus

 

[steezepleeze~]

use hot sauce turn it into liquid and shits take a record 15 seconds.in and out cause i have more important things to do than poop.

 

[popNfresh44]

haha yea i cant blame you for not searchbarring this one, it would seem very unlikely that someone would have already made a thread about this

but they did

and i think it was one of those Ju guys

 

[7-11_Slurpee]

link to other thread plzz?

 

[with_stupid]

ugh i searchbarred toilet paper and figured it might be there but it wasnt and if there was such a thread i assume the words toilet and paper might be in it

 

[Hood.[scdb]]

ahah omg scrucj that

 

[Silence]

see above

 

[Skibumsmith]

I've seen at least 2 other threads on this subject.

 

[richards]

you guys actually tink about stuff like that ? just wipe your goddamn ass . its probably the least important in my day

 

[Skibumsmith]

says the man with shit stained underwear

 

[samwise]

I don't think anything has influenced the way I shit more than NS. Seriously.

 

[with_stupid]

lol'd.

and can you really say searchbar...i mean think of the topic, would you ever think that there would be another thread on this?

 

[Malcolm]

i usually wrap my fist in toilet paper

 

[Dainsey]

hahahahahahaha

i lol'd

 

[DDrem.]

crumble/ball if its on the rollfold if its off and i have to unroll by hand