Scrotum Burn

i did on my bike... my ass gut sucked into hte wheel and i landed on my gooch on the seatpost. i acctually got a bruise
 
its cuz when your in the air your balls are weightless and then when you hit they smash down together and create it
 
not really, when i case a jump everything is gona hurt for a second or two. While I bike on the other hand I dont get scrotum Burn but I do nut myself more times then i can count
 
thats when you know you fucked up.....its a bad feeling, except i dont feel a burn, it just feels like somebody kicked your nuts
 
I call it ball, sting, i dont think i have gotten it as bad as some of you guys have, it goes away before i get on the lift usually.
 
haha i thought this would be a story of you burning your scrotum in an incinerator.

but yes, i have experienced that
 
no but one time i was building a box in my basement and i didnt have a power saw so i was cutting some wood by hand and i slipeed and cut my sac through my pants, it was bleeding everywhere and shit , i had to wear a bright blue bandaid for the next 2 days
 
try playing as an ice hockey goaltender for 7 years. you dont know scrotum burn until you get a fucking slap shot into your balls straight on, fall over, cant move, get the wind knocked out of you, and lay on fucking ice for 15 minutes before you can move, then somehow get to a changeroom, the equipment off you, and hold ice on your balls for days straight.

multiple times..

i swear i have lost all possibilities of producing children ..
 
sometimes i get that. but its more in my gut. actually sometimes i get that burning feeling. like a really sharp pain. i get it when its icy out and i overshoot
 
yeah worst is when you finally suck up the nerve to hit a big jump, and then in mid air you are like "fuck, im not gonna make it"
 
i am going to start wearing tighty whities now because of this condition.

i am sick and tired of that shit.
 
the worst is on BC booters when you land in heavy crud and snow sprays off your tips and hits you in the nuts. Damn flying death cookies.
 
Oh no shit are you talking about how it feels like your nuts are being ripped from you after a hard landing? I hate that so much
 
never gotten it skiing, and have over hit the knuckle many a time, but 2 weeks ago i was fairly bombed and i started to jump on a tramp, ahh by nuts hurt so badly
 
yea i got once when i overclered a huge jump. it felt like someone smashed my balls with a hammer. i couldnt even ski after that. i just lied on ground for half hours.
 
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