Screw girls

haha thats what i was gonna say

*thread title* thats exactly what your suppose to do

(no offense to ladies, just a joke)

 
hahahahahaha sooo true!!

not to mention how dumb they are. 5 days in punta cana where we have our own speedboats and segways, a casino and unlimited drinks at the bar (all inclusive only $775 if youre looking for a senior trip) and all they do is tan
 
i was at a party once, making out with a girl then she went outside and puked everywhere. then she came in and started slobbering vomit drool all over me then she went and took a piss, came back in with her pants unbuttoned. she sat next to me, threw a blanket over us then exclaimed loudly "why are my pants undone!" and that was the end of that. youre right girls do screw everything up
 
God so true, they get all drunk and are over you, then they decided even thought they are shit hammered, they decide to go for the red zone and drink more of your shit, but you don't want to lose your chance of getting some, so you give it to her and then she pukes 10 minutes later. And then when she goes to her room, cleans up, sobers up a little bit and comes back to your room, her friends make her go to bed because she's "fucked up". God damnit.
 
i prefer listening to metal, and until i find one that enjoys the surreal headthrash that is metal, there shall be no logic.

For it is metal which puts bitches in their place with its brutal and bludcurdling growling, vocals, and guitar riffs.

next time a chica decides to bitch at me i'll just use my metal roar at her to put her in line.
 
Only if girls could be more inteligent and not screw things unsexually but still be women. Maybe this is why there are gay men. They are fed up as much as this man. **That was a generalization** it doesn't apply to you women who read this, I'm sure
 
hahahhahahahahahaha sooooooooooooooo true! perfect description ever! At cuse i spent like a solid 2 hours at a bar tryin to get this chick to come back to my room. I spat out the shittiest game ever i told her i was a VIP even though the vip room was available to everyone. After buying her like 30 bucks worth of drinks and makin out with her in the "vip" room, her friends came and told her she had to leave to go get pizza. brutal.

+karma fior describing it perfectly.
 
Hahaha, for some reason the thought of a couple cruising down the interstate while both the girl's bitching and the dude's metal get progressively louder trying to drown the other out is hysterical to me.
 
yeah, if they didn't exist, you would have to look at moobs when you talk to people, and that's no fun
i can't help myself, it's just if i'm talking to a girl mine eyes are on thy bosom and when she turns around it's ass time
 
trust me, when they bite your ear and scratch your back till you bleed while you fuck the shit out 'em, it makes all the bullshit worth it.
 
yeah i realized that everyone can be an ass.

i have fucked things up before...not gunna lie.

but i am pretty damn sure i have learned my lesson.
 
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