I am very good at producing terrorizing screams, like the ones that literally put chills down your spine even when you know its coming. Kind of like someone being killed or some shit.
Anyways, we love to scare the shit out of teenagers around town in my car from time to time but like a month ago, my dad lent me his ballin Audi A4 for the day and we were a bunch in the car so we felt like fooling around a bit. We spotted a group of 6 teenagers walking down the street and, you guessed it, made them shit their pants. As we were watching their priceless reaction, the check engine light appears and the car completely shutdown, fuck, we had to stop right in front of them, push the car out of the road and lift the hood to see if anything looks wrong. A few seconds later the teens passes by and shout "Oh oh, daddy's not gonna be happy with that one" and all started laughing. Needless to say I felt quite embarrassed, karma I guess.
(And before any of you calls me out for the car shutdown, it was an engine sludge problem. Sooo unlucky that I was the one behind the steering wheel and not my dad. At first he thought I raced the car or some shit and wanted to kill me haha)