School tommorow cant sleep HELP!!!

[Lanceasaurus]

what do I do? i cant watch tv im not supposed to be on my laptop how do I fall asleep fast ?

 

[Balto]

masturbate

 

[Lanceasaurus]

didn't do it.

 

[Big_Spence]

Blaze that shit up my niggaaaahh.

 

[Arabian.]

Run into your wall head first at full sprint.

 

[Lanceasaurus]

ROFL but i'm not looking for some pain too

 

[J-Wallz]

repeate or ipod

 

[[~_~]]

Read 1984.

 

[ArnieP]

Masturbate to pictures of Thomas.

 

[Big_Spence]

Victor.

 

[Lanceasaurus]

but what if i happen to not own that book lol

 

[[~_~]]

Read the Magic Treehouse books. All of them.

 

[ArnieP]

I just did.

 

[Lanceasaurus]

but tomorrows the first day of kinder garden I don't know how to read.

 

[Big_Spence]

That's my cue to log off.

Goodnight NS.

 

[ArnieP]

Sleep tight, I will be watching you.....

 

[Lanceasaurus]

this aint helping anyone fall asleep lol.... NS what do i doooo?

 

[[~_~]]

Drink anti-freeze and you'll be sleeping real nice.

 

[Lanceasaurus]

but i doubt ill live

 

[ArnieP]

Take two Tylenol PM, wait an hour, and see if you can rub one out before you fall asleep.

It is a win/win either way.

 

[Phantom]

hold your breath till you pass out
or what i do that always works is you consciously think about relaxing every muscle in your body starting from your toes, and then when everything is relaxed just count your breaths.

 

[*Nickdel*]

good book!!

 

[Lanceasaurus]

who reads

 

[Balto]

steve!

 

[Lanceasaurus]

*gets boner*

 

[[~_~]]

lots of people, but I find it so incredibly painstakingly boring that I get really sleepy whenever I read, even if it's a "good book" such as 1984

chug nyquil

 

[*simba*]

1984 was a good book, another good book is animal farm. still by george orwell but if you wanna fall asleep read diary of anne frank.

 

[Lanceasaurus]

true lots of people do but reading is boring

 

[EvanMeyer]

 

[p-fo]

god dammit lance! your being negative again! well you fell asleep and went to school and you aight...

 

[Lanceasaurus]

Damn but I had to take sleeping pills

 

[Scott22~]

Ask your mom for some whiskey~

 

[Lanceasaurus]

yuck lol how bout some triple sec

 

[Ben.]

hahaha role models anyone?

 

[Jamestown]

Chloroform+Rag+Mouth

 

[fupaface]

Take 2 benedril

 

[andrew.]

try to stay awake. i get to sleep so fast if i think about staying awake.

 

[DBabay]

count to 100 and back slowly. swear to you

 

[DAMICO]

if making some knuckle children doesn't work....this will

 

[jason...]

Blazing puts me right to bed. Just about every night for last 4 or 5 months I have blazed a bong bowl or two and then just flopped right to sleep. I recommend this.

 

[Big_Spence]

Same.

Smoking+Lucid dreaming makes my life worth while.

 

[MiniMeDanny]

sensimillllaa

 

[jibbinc.]

I second that.

But just for a month. I felt stupid as fuck after. but i had no problems sleeping AT ALL.

 

[Scott22~]

So if I steal your weed and keep you up at night you will hang yourself? Good to know...~