School Skippers Thread

haha last year me and a buddy were chillin at his house outside, and this cop rolls by and come up to us like WHY ARENT U IN SCHOOL... we respond uhhh sir we are 19 and in college.

then he makes us show id to prove it even though i have a university of cincinnati sticker on myback window which he saw.

skipping hs is plain stupid since their is nothing u can do, noone is around haha

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
im home sick today. one time me and my friend wrote ourselves notes and left school to smoke ablunt.

-chris
 
im un university. i skipped my 2 hour lecture in geography this morning. and i havent been to my social work class in 4 weeks, or 12 consecutive hours.

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
I skipped breakfast today and I'm sick so I'm home from school too... I'm a baddass now!

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
skipped friday, we are off today and tomorrow

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
i dont have school on mondays ha.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
 
i think i win after 5 weeks straight and about 2 other weeks of days on and off out of 5th period health class and 3 truancy tickets (i got out of 2 other ones for good behavior) for whole day skipping. its seriously adicting after u start. i just couldn't get enough of the mexican food tho.

Sookhon De'Snutz
 
^ haha wow, you really do win. i was like that last year, it got bad. but i have a spare this year, its like a forced skip, and i have nothing to do.... uhhh i'll never skip again!(unless something worthwhile comes up... or i get a car...)

yes. that was intelligent.

 
i skipped recess to do my homework.. props?

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
you still have recess?^^

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
i used to skip chemestry to play hackysack in the washroom... and Law.. god i hated that class.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.

 
home sick

skiing is life

without skiing, i would have no life

pray for peace and powder

there is no skiing on a destroyed planet
 
the power was out today, so me and my friend left. we went out to the parking lot to see this bass in his car and when we got there the wind had bl;ew his car out of his spot into another car. we hopped in and peaced it, then school was let out anyway.

-chris
 
I almost didn't graduate HS because of skipping too many days senior year (legally I had too many days out, but they still gave me my diploma). But the best was when I was told that if I missed another day I would have a 1 week suspension and wouldn't graduate, and 20 minutes later my buddy Matt was told the same thing, except he couldn't be tardy. So meet up at school, go smoke a fatty, grab some grub, and then head back to school, he'd litterally pull up the front walkway, drop me off, I'd walk in and check in late and let them know Matt was skipping school. The school quickly realized how stupid their policy was for tardiness since if he checked in he'd be suspended and not graduate, and if he skipped he'd only have 1 detention.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
i left school during photog class, we went to teh fields to take pictures, walked through the woods to a kid who was with us house and ate chicken nuggets and watched cartoons. it was fun.

 
i don't have to go to school anymore casue i am filthy rich from winning the lottery

TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW

toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt)

n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.

Archaic. A dressing table.

 
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