School ski trip aftermath

toastyteenagers

toastyteenagers

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Here are a collection of complaints from gapers about the recent trip:

they gave me the wrong Size boot

how do my feet stay attached to the skis

my skis are broken

this chair is too fast (on the relatively slow chair)

how do I get my boots off

what's some complaints you guys have heard after gaperfest on your local hill
 
13306985:DeebieSkeebies said:
Complaints from gapers? Why are you referring to yourself like that, OP? no need to do on yourself like that.
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Hey, at least he tells the truth
 
definitely thought this was gonna be about the UofM frat destroying their hotel on their ski trip.
 
Oh god where do i start:

Whats wrong with your boots? (full tilts)

Whys your coat so big?

Why're your pants so big?

Why do your skis go up at both ends? (twin tips)

You can ride backwards?!?!
 
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Youre hoodies a little big

no shit im trying to be thug!
 
13308957:Olimar said:
"you know your google strap is supposed to go on the outside of your helmet right?"
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Was told that by a rich racer 12 year old last Thursday. I'm just like :/
 
"yes, yes, that feels so good keep going"

more of in the ski hill parking lot then on the hill though, what can i say, op's mom could resit the SWAG of my triple xl hoodie
 
On my high school ski trip (I was indeed a gaper then), shit went down. I went to a catholic high school, uniforms and all, and even had a couple priests tag along for the trip. What was never expected was the countless bottles of booze and special brownies that we smuggled along. After about an hour bus ride and another to get the rentals sorted out amongst the 50 guys in our gym class, people were smashed. I remember seeing a few of my buddies in rentals get so plowed that they forgot to get off the lift and kept going around. Between that and all the drunken yard sales scattered around the hill and sending it off the jump line with no hopes of landing on my feet, I was hooked on skiing.

It was all fun and games until kids started puking on the bus ride home... We were the last group to ever do that field trip. But within a month or two, I bought a pair of twintips and began my life as a park rat.

I don't think this pertains to the thread.
 
13308407:ANUSTART said:
OT-1304-safety-first-thuggie-b.jpg


Youre hoodies a little big

no shit im trying to be thug!
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Oh yes the Thuggie.... A shameful part of my past haha in grade 8 we started a trend called thuggie Thursday. It got to the point where kids who didn't ski started buying them. It would have been funny if we were joking around, but we weren't. On the bright side it is still pretty comfy....
 
13309858:Gsince93 said:
Oh yes the Thuggie.... A shameful part of my past haha in grade 8 we started a trend called thuggie Thursday. It got to the point where kids who didn't ski started buying them. It would have been funny if we were joking around, but we weren't. On the bright side it is still pretty comfy....
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I saw a kid last year wearing one of those. I asked of he was getting married in that dress. He told me to fuck myself... I cried.
 
13309730:Diabeeto said:
On my high school ski trip (I was indeed a gaper then), shit went down. I went to a catholic high school, uniforms and all, and even had a couple priests tag along for the trip. What was never expected was the countless bottles of booze and special brownies that we smuggled along. After about an hour bus ride and another to get the rentals sorted out amongst the 50 guys in our gym class, people were smashed. I remember seeing a few of my buddies in rentals get so plowed that they forgot to get off the lift and kept going around. Between that and all the drunken yard sales scattered around the hill and sending it off the jump line with no hopes of landing on my feet, I was hooked on skiing.

It was all fun and games until kids started puking on the bus ride home... We were the last group to ever do that field trip. But within a month or two, I bought a pair of twintips and began my life as a park rat.

I don't think this pertains to the thread.
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haha cool story
 
You go to faith Lutheran huh. I was up there patrolling when your whole rich kid private school bombarded the hill. None of them were gapers except you.
 
This one time on a ski trip a chick was blowing a dude on the chairlift and she fell off. When ski patrol found out where she was they saw her face covered in a creamy Alfredo sauce glaze. Ski patrol then did a bukkakke on her face then left her. After many years she remained there and is said to be in a fossil underground with baby batter over her faaace.
 
13332486:Jro. said:
This one time on a ski trip a chick was blowing a dude on the chairlift and she fell off. When ski patrol found out where she was they saw her face covered in a creamy Alfredo sauce glaze. Ski patrol then did a bukkakke on her face then left her. After many years she remained there and is said to be in a fossil underground with baby batter over her faaace.
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"how do i turn?"

"Why are your poles so short?"

"my skis are broken" *didnt realize to put the heel piece down*

"is my makeup running?"
 
13311752:ChiefKeith said:
You go to faith Lutheran huh. I was up there patrolling when your whole rich kid private school bombarded the hill. None of them were gapers except you.
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13332434:ChiefKeith said:
Will you stop hating dude? Sorry they don't know what's "cool" and "uncool" to you. They're having fun, who cares?
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ironic.
 
13307011:yuck said:
definitely thought this was gonna be about the UofM frat destroying their hotel on their ski trip.
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The pictures from that incident are one of the craziest things I have ever seen I have no idea how you can do that much damage to a hotel.
 
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