School gapers

murflydude

murflydude

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dont you hate it when you are talking about skiing and some kid from your school who "skis" walks up to you and is like yeah dude i ski soo much i go like 4 times a year. and then they go to there group of gaps and talk about how the had so much fun skiing
 
Fuck people putting money into skiing. God I wish they would all just stop skiing so the sport would have no money at all!
 
ahahah yeah they do keep the sport going but i do understand how annoying those kids are. i am an officer of the ski club so eveyone at my college asks me so many stupid things
 
there's no doubt in my mind I was that kid 10 years ago. We only got to go skiing once every-other week with the school, and it was probably the only thing I ever looked forward to in school for fuck's sake.
 
dont you hate it when you are talking about skiing and some kid (wearing a tall tee)from your school who skis (in tall tees) & walks up to you and is like yeah dude i ski soo much (in my tall tee) i go like 4 times a year (in my tall tee). and then they go to there group of gaps (wearing tall tees) and talk about how the had so much fun skiing (in their tall tees)

non-gaper now right?
 
Just be nice to everyone. If its a "gaper" skier or snowboarder just remember everyone is having fun while they do it. A clean rodeo 5 to you might be just as fun as completing a green groomer to others
 
They try to sound impressive when they say " dude bro i totally shredded that black diamond" i shake my head in disapproval
 
I love that people ski at my school and at my church and shit. But when they say things like "I skied a black diamond, I'm the best skier here" and then get really annoyed when I point out that I can ski one too.
 
Anyone who is talking about skiing i ask if they know what newschoolers is, if they say no i facepalm and walk away
 
You guys are easily the biggest fucking pricks I have ever seen on NS. Is you ego honestly so blown-out-of-proportion that you have to let someone know that YOU (not anyone else in the room) are the best skier? Does that matter more than simple manners? Oh god forbid you just join in the conversation and contribute some stoke.

They ski greens ON SKIS. You ski rails and jumps ON SKIS. Now tell me, what is the god damn difference?

It sounds to me like they are much purer skiers than you will ever be since they ski around the mountain happily while you and your posse of gangster thugs romp around hating on people for not being as dumb as you.
 
you just summed up half of the people on newschoolers that i hate but i myself could not put it into words like you. i think i love you
 
there is this kid in my school that says he knows alot about skiing and hes know nothing he hasnt even heard of armarda skis

one of hes best quotes

him 'i did an afterland"

me "afterbag?"

him "no, the stiff looking thing when you land"

me "its called afterbang! what trick did you do it on?"

him "i did a big striegh air over this BIG 15ft jump"

me"thats not big at all"

then he almost started crying
 
awesome. you are a complete and total tool.

jesus i miss the days when i would have loved to shred with anyone on ns. now half of you probably would just say fuck off your pants arent baggy enough.
 
"no he is really good he was getting 3's over the 10 footer last year"

quote from this kid who was talking about how good another kid was, needless to say i started laughing
 
everyone has to start somewhere. regardless of how baggy your pants are now or how tall your tee is you werent always the way you are now.
 
yeah seriously who the fuck are you kids to hate on someone because they arent as good as you?

There is a difference between being a poser and a gaper.

There is nothing wrong with being a gaper, at least you fucking out there trying. Sorry they're not up to speed on what outerwear to buy or if a 3xl finishline tee is tall enough for them if they are 5'8
 
because you are needlessly hating on a kid who clearly is stoked on skiing, and then claiming about how you made him cry.

the definition of a douchebag.
 
I know that Ben already e-spanked you, but you're pissin me off.

Let's see if I've got this right:

A kid did not know what Armada skis were, was stoked about straight-airing over a 15 foot kicker, and did not possess your vast knowledge of the ALMIGHTY afterbang so you made him cry?

Dude, good job. Ahh wait, actually just kidding. You're a gigantic tool.
 
Don't fuckin come back now and act like you didn't think you were the shit for knowing what a boner-ass landing is when he didn't
 
high 5 ishmael!

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fuck off i have have troubles in schools its not my falt that i have add whitch makes things alot harder for me than a normal person
 
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