!!School Dance Closed!!

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Astomp

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so last weekend my school had a dance in bend,oregon and it got cancelled because of 'freaking' or old farts call it bumping and grinding. it was just a local thing at first and now it was on fox, cnn, are school teacher got interview by good morning america, and some o'riley guy called today. msnbc did something on it too. any body here about it? what do you think about a dance being cancelled because of freaking?

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dude thats awesome.....BILL O REILLY CALLED.....he's the biggest pimp on FOX

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I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
least you got daces in the first place. we only get 2 this year.

Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
 
I have to walk through metal dectors to school. We cant have backpacks either.

Ha I win.

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^ you win

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
i never go to dances girl think im icky, im so so sad.

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Some teachers were chaperoning a dance and i was dancing with my girlfriend and she had no problem 'freaking' with me but when I tried to put my hands in her back pockets when we were slow dancing she was like 'No, I don't want my teachers to think anything bad about me'. I didn't hear about your school though. Sounds pretty funny.

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bill o'reilly is such a fucker. im sure hes against dancing like that. Thats how much of a PIMP he is

w.m.h
 
the cops used to chaperrone dances here,

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last year there was a big fuss from a bunch of parents over that, cus a lot of parents chaperone. at our valentine's dance there were tons of parents, we couldn't do anything, it was so fucking gay, they even made the tv class here put a video on our school news about how bad it is. it hasnt really been an issue this year, thank god.

 
^^damn, we usually just get drunk and go to em. its kinda fun but the dances still suck. the only formal dances we have aer just like normal dances but with decorations. its gay as fuck

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who goes to school dances anyway? hahahahaha

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the hyppadrome is the answer

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Yah most people here just get drunk before dances, but the cops usually are there testing people, so blazing works well.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
we have cops that breath at the door. but my group of friends sneak flasks in various ways. i just thought it was funny that its on all those shows. just good. some person wrote an email to are vice prinicpal calling him a nazi and stuff. its awesome i think in a way that its getting this big but retarded too.

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our dances were cancled for 4 years cuz of kids comming drunk, you would think its not that bad, but then you sorta miss it

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my school..dance every 4 months...amsterdam every weekend..their dances are crazy because its a very ethnically diverse city..mostly ricans..then blacks...then italians....then theres some white kids

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yeah, what he said

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cops always came to the dances in my 'ghetto suburbia' haha people would bring knives and major drug deals would go on... i wonder if they still have those dances...

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Jib, that was awesome. Bill O'Rielly (sp - like I care for this ass) is a conservative blubbering vagina. Go to maddox.xmission.com and check out his views. Fucking Hilarious.

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yeah the dude is a freaking moron.....it sounds like pretty soon they're gonna start cancelling dances because people are touching each other *gasp!* and you kids will have to keep all body parts at least 6'' away from the person you are dancing with

-Strode

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Strode, don't talk about body parts, it's suggestive...you might give people ideas, nobody wants that. Jesus... what is going on with people. Land of the free...

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the closeness is makin me uncomfortaqble, stay away pam anderson, my other self is getting ideas

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high school dances are shit! i was makin out with my girlfriend at one way back in the day and we both got kicked out. going out and dancing at bars is so much more productive! ie, you got a good chance of picking up women!

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dude; i go to an all boy's school. you might have heard of it, mcquaid

yea our dances have gotten gay lately i hear

¿'take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.'?
 
^^^haha an all boys dance could be weird, only students of the school can attend. wonder what the slow dancing would be like

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Yea... bill o' reilly is a pimp, he gives culture the backhand of censorship! YAY!!!

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at our school dance you have to like sign a slip now that says you wont freak, and they got a breathalizer so u cant get drunk. they just started doin this year, cuz lasts years dances were sick.....

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skitheberg, you have a dance called the swirl? is that where everyone has an interracial couple?

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yep our school dances got cancelled for that as well... we all boycott them, the newspaper and fuckin news got in on our town as well... so no one goes to school dances, we just have bigass parties instead...

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freaking or bumping and grinding 'they are practically having sex but with there clothes on'

so the pelvic or hips aer touching.

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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high school dances are such a waste of fucking time. just get hammered by yourself in a small hole in the ground, you'll seriously have more fun.

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
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