I hate my teachers cuz they always expect more from me.
You see, I hate school and don't understand why I have to be there for 12 years and I stopped caring at all after grade 9, so I never do homework, I show up stoned to class half the time and sleep the rest, and hardly ever take notes......
BUT, I have a very good photogenic memory, so when
a teacher writes something on the board or if I decide to write something down I remember it. So when I write a test I remember shit, so I get 90's(which helps me get a passing grade).
My teachers see my test marks and always tell me and my parents that I have huge potential and should start doing some work, but I don't care. Instead I skip weeks at a time and just go skiing.
Darry Hunt
[T.V.] 'It's 10 O'clock. Do You know where Your Kids Are?'
[Homer] 'I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY, NO!!!!!'