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trilliam

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Anybody got any stories where they have felt the most pain in their entire life? (Doesn't have to be related to skiing.)
 
one time i came but my semen was actually an alligator and then he made me feed him root beer and fruit and fiber muffins
 
Last night I ate korean food and then got drunk on cheap beer. The worst pain of my life was about 8 hours afterwards.
 
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probably with appendicitis....minutes before my appendix blew up. literally physically immobilized. keeled over in a fetal position literally unable to move. that's the first time i remember meeting my good friend IV Morphine.
 
I almost cut my leg off. Needless to say it hurt.

Also realizing that a girl who I was super into last year was leading me on as well as another guy because she liked both of us and couldn't decide. Its a long story but that one stung for a while.
 
this one time i was making out with this girl at a party and then she started transforming because she was a transformer (obviously), so i stopped kissing her and she threw me through a concrete wall. i didn't really get hurt physically but i was hurt emotionally cuz i thought she might be the one
 
tearing acl twice in ten minutes. the pain wasn't full on because of adrenalin, but the moment after it happened i knew that it was the most painful thing i've ever felt.
 
Breaking my leg skateboarding.

But on a funnier note getting my nipple pierced with a safety pin when I was drunk wasn't that pleasant.
 
This summer, I was staying at a friend's cabin on an island off Michigan for a week. The last day I was there, we were riding dirt bikes on the main road which is not even really a road, but more of a large, smooth dirt path. We had been doing this throughout the week so it was nothing special or new to me and I felt pretty confident going 50+ down the road. Anyway, my friend, who was riding an ATV, and I, dirtbike, were coasting down the road when my friends brother, who was riding a Bush Hog utility vehicle, started swerving at us coming up the opposite direction as a joke. My friend was in front of me and we both kind of swerved out of the way, but still maintained the same speed. He wasn't going real fast so there was no real danger, but my eyes followed him all the way past us so I was looking behind going 45 mph for a good 10 seconds. As soon as I turned my head around I see my friend, in the ATV, stopped right in front of me about 15 feet away. I had no time to stop and I could only yell "Oh, shit!" before I crashed into the back of his ATV and ejected into the air to the side of the ATV. I don't remember anything after the crash until I was laying on the side of the road. My friend said I flew and skidded on the road for a good 25 feet until I came to a complete stop. I just remember looking up, breathing heavily, feeling nothing (until about 5 minutes later when the shock ended and the pain set in) and not believing I was alive. The only damage was a fat bruise on my left side, a gash on my left leg, a gash on my chin, and a huge gash all only my left knuckle between my fore and middle fingers (had to get it stitched.) Picture of knuckle after stitching:

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Doesn't look too huge, but it was very wide and the bone was somewhat visible. Blood just poured from that motherfucker. I still, to this day, can't believe that damage wasn't worse. Oh, and it was Friday the 13th when this occurred.
 
no for real though, i guess the worst pain ive ever had was when i broke my wrist in football practice during the first few hitting drills and then continued to finish the practice. the next day i was running the mile in gym and every step i took it felt like my wrist was just barely hanging on. then i got it casted after school.
 
Appendix burst and didn't go to the hospital until two days later, felt like hot knife being jabbed into my stomach. Not fun.
 
haha damn you've got it easy.

Waking up in the hospital from a car crash with 32 staples in my head, 12 forehead stitches, no skin on my back, fractured vertebret, snapped collarbone, and contusion on my head. The second day after the shock wore off was terrible
 
i was wakeboarding early morning, nice morning, flat motionless water, i was warming up with some jumps, just going straight into the wake catching air. one time tip goes in boots go off, hurt my foot real bad, i go flying into about 6 feet of water hit my head on the sand. and i lost my awesome cross necklace from africa.
 
I've had so much oral surgery over the years, a lot of that was REALLY painful, particularly getting 10 teeth pulled when I was 10 with a pliers and a mite of anesthetic. The pain was unbearable.

I guess I can say i've been pretty lucky to not get anything bad despite all the spills i've taken. I've only had a small fracture in my wrist... which I only got wrapped for few days. the day I took the wrap off I was running around a corner at school (stupid), slipped and landed RIGHT on the wrist, unhealed. The pain made me tear up, but I held it in. Hurt like a bitch.

oh, and not really painful but scarring, I sliced my finger open with a butcher's knife. classic

and this one time I was taking a shortcut biking, didn't see the pothole and before I knew it I was flying over my handlebars. Landed on the ground and time slowed down... a second later my bike smashed over my body and hit my head. I was wearing a helmet, and that hit bent my handlebars to a solid 60 degree angle. It was pretty nuts. I don't know how I didn't get seriously hurt.

 
Had my skates off after a hockey game my senior year and it was the biggest win of the season cause we swept or rival school, and everyone was jammin out to some good tunage but not everyone had their skates off and we started jumping up and down listening to " Get Ya Roll On" by the Big Tymers and someone with skates landed on my toes and sliced them to hell and nearly cut my pinky toe off. worst pain of my life by far
 
i hit a water logged 2x4 barefoot waterskiing, so i smashed it with my heel at about 42 mph....shattered my heel. that hurt pretty fucking bad, too...for a really long time.
 
the worst pain i've had was prolly getting my shoulder put back in. the end of my arm was by my neck. so it was a good distance..

2nd to that, was over shooting a 50 foot jump to flat and severely bruising my heels, and jamming my ankles. i'm surprised i didnt break one of them...

3rd would have to be when i broke my leg.. after they put the brace on, the swelling set in and the pressure from that happening within the confined space of the brace was very painful.

 
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Probably when I broke my jaw/nose/six teeth/hand and put all of my lower teeth through the skin under my bottom lip in a downhill mountain biking accident.
 
Tried to impress a girl by doing a front-flip into a pool (i was 11) and I jumped straight up and not into the pool and landed on the flagstone edge of the pool and cracked my head open all the way to the skull and that was that.
 
longboarding falling on my face and breaking my two front teeth in half and also one of my canines, having exposed teeth nerves sucks just breathing felt like someone was taking a drill to my teeth
 
you would have loved to hear the neck crack that happened when i straightend out my neck, it sounded like cold wood was snapped in half.
 
Kidney stones are some of the most painful things anyone can possibly endure. I went through this pain for about 14 hours with a severe kidney infection and nearly had my kidneys shut down in which I probably would have died.

I no longer fear childbirth.
 
broke my kneecap this summer at football camp. filled with fluid and swelling about the size of a grapefruit annd the pain from the pressure was the worst pain i ever felt. post pics of my purple leg soon
 
definitely ruptured spleen. Before I went in for surgery, I literally couldn't move because it hurt so much. There was also a little more than a pint of internal bleeding, so that made everything real stiff
 
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