dude, nothing would sexually offend him
real mug sheet
age: 666
sex: we dont wanna know, prolly m
height: small enough to cram into a drawer
eyes: avert them, children!
skin colour: only whitebread hicks can be that inbred
offence: crimes against humanity, terrorism
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if I ever see Shane McConkey, I'm going to point at his skis and go 'Dude, they look like waterskis!' just to keep the trend going.