Scariest thing ever

what the hell is that a real peson? Sick bastard.

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'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
You guys dont feel just a little bad for him? Cause thats the creepiest fucker I have ever seen and you dont have much of a choice when your butt ass ugly like this unfortunate fellow.

 
he looks like some sort of elf that's been trapped in an evil wizard's dungeon under his evil spell

How ironic, he's blinded after a lifetime of enjoying being able to see
 
what exactly is "gross sexual imposition"?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
haha there is NO fucking way thats his real face man, haha no wonder why he cant get any pussy w/out stealing it

'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
thats scaring me shitless looking at him jesus hes ugly... thats y i dont believe that god loves all his creations

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

 
if its real, im sure its a product of incest. my dad actually explained it to me last night. within a family, genes are similar. and when people have kids, they get traits from both, and they try to balance out to normal. for instance, if the mom was a 8 for brains, and the dad was a 10, the kid would most likely be an 9, 8, or 10. so when two relative have kids, both the strenghts and weaknesses are compounded. like if both parents have beady eyes, (and are relatives) then kid has mondo beady eyes (think of that old show deliverence i think). incest is fucked up shit

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
sorry fior that guy, but I was laughihg my ass off for about 4 minutes

A sex offender used to teach at my school, but he got arrested for molesting his 8 y/o step daughter. He jsut got out of jail 4 months ago and some of my classmates saw him at hooters

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
 
yeah i can see some horrizontal line on his forhead wiht a diffenrt shade on each side. possibly fake but if not that is terrible.

a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
 
yeah thats totally fake. i wish i saved the pic they sent me in the mail once. this sex offender moved in like 10 miles or so from my house. and they sent me his mug shot and he was this huge fat messed up hair greasy ass guy. he was seriously wicked fucked up lookin.

 
fuck you guys are fucking idiots! shame on you all....

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*

 
haha he looks hilarious, n yeah it would really suck gettin raped by a guy lookin like him id jsut kill myself

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how could anyone get raped by that? shit if i saw someone like that 500 feet away from me i would go up to him ask who his parents where find them, and beat the shit out of them for having a kid like that. if i were that boys dad when he was born i would have shoved him right back up and asked for a new one

 
fake

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i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

its not like you're stuck inside a woodchipper listening to good charlotte, things could be alot worse. - Shaggy

 
haha... how old are you if your dad had to expain incest sexual intercourse that had to be very awkward... maybe he was dropping hints that you came from related parents

 
hoe can he be sneaky, he probably smells, breaths loud as fuck, he cant see too well, look at his damn eyes, and the first person to see him would definetely say jesus fucking lord i thought id never see the day

 
ahhaha... 'eyes: blue'.

they should have wrote 'eyes:we can't tell'

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)


keep it real.
 
holy shit...i couldnt even looka t his picture it burned my eyes. fuck he is ugly forget pity id shoothim if i ever saw him

if guns kill people then i can blame my pencil for spelling mistakes -Larry the Cable Guy-
 
or maybe youre an idiot or an asshole. im 15, and i asked why that one dude on deliverance looked like that. eveyone look out, someone with 144 posts tryin to look big.

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
ok, now that is messed the fuck up, how the hell did he make it to age 37, i figured someone would put him out of his misery. His eyes bulge out so much.

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Since when are 5'7" people the same height as a lightswitch, and since when would you consider that shit caucasian?

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I wanna walk all over you.
 
My friends found it one day in school while they were searching on the website for sex offenders that lived near us. It's kinda scary he lives like less than 20 min from me. I feel sorry for the guy.

 
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