Scariest Moment

my friend was hitting a big air jump at stowe or some shit, and there were all these semi-pros pulling like flips and corks and what not. so he decided to show them all up. he bombed the in-run and launched the jump, while in the air he kicked off his skis and threw his poles away. then in the air he started running, ya know, like kicking his feet as if he wasnt 30 feet in the air. then he bounced a solid 5 ft off the landing a tumbled to a stop. all he did was get the wind knocked out of him. that was the double ejector.

'Who is your daddy, and what does he do?' -Detective John Kimball

 
wow a mid-air yard sale. why the hell did he throw away his poles? did he double eject intentionally? sounds like a glutton for punishment an abnormally stupid dumbass.

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
hahahahaha thats great a double ejector in mid air, he mustve shown up those bitches

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
mine would be either landing on your neck and not being sure if your paralyzed or not or when I therw a 900 over a 60 foot table and finish rotating only to see the landing a good 20 feet below me still. That one really sucked

 
overshooting landings is not a fun thing...i found that out this past weekend. two black eyes in two weeks, hopefully that streak ends.

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
Umm... probably taking a 60 footer on skiboards about 5 years ago. Needless to say, they don't have the stability for those kind of landings, and I bailed and knocked myself the fuck out.

ns ogre crew

Some kid who lived on my floor freshman year came into my room and said. 'I'm never touching the internet again.'

'why?'

'I was bored, and I typed in shiteaters.com, and there is actually a shiteaters.com... and they were eating shit. The internet is sick.'
 
...actually scratch my last scary story...it happened yesterday when i overshot the 'money booter' at Buttermilk (yes the same one in the X-games)i went over 100 feet, the table is 65, then after i landed my ski stuck into the snow and didnt release and i broke my ankle...now i cant ski until High North this summer...how fun is that...fuck!

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

 
scurriest for me is probably just knowing i was gonna eat shit off a jump. the inrun to the jump was shitty and it popped me all weird and i was sideways in the air and couldn't do anything and landed on my side. nothing bad happended though its just weird not being able to do anything about it. Funniest thing i've ever seen though was when my buddy was just skiing down the hill and he hit a little bump and it popped his right ski off and he just looked down said 'shiiiittttttt' and just tipped over.

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
seeing a snowboarder hit a tree face first in midair and then next run see him lying there with a 30 foot long trail of red running down the hill

 
I went off a jump that was soft and my edge caught, i wnet off looking at the sky the whole time, and over cleared the landing onto my back

i take ten steps backward with my bent left vision

we've been ina cold world, were just getting flurries now?

 
coming over a jump and seeing that the person that went before you is still sprawled out on the snow beneath you.

And trying to cross a gap jump and realizing your headed for the side.

 
I was coming around this big right footed corridor at J3 Junior Olympics and my ski rattled off. They were set at 13. I stuck my foot down in the snow going about 60mph. It was great

 
Threw a 5 on a 45ft table, only i went 60ft and when i was done with my 5 (had enough time for an easy 7) i opened up bc i thought i was gonna land bc it was snowing hard and my goggles were fogged, so i landed stiff legged and got broke hardcore.

Nonsense Poopypants
 
watching my half-dead friend get carried away in a helicopter after trying to take out a tree with his teeth going way the fuck too fast. hes ok, but hes pretty much a completely different person. (serious brain damage)

bitches dig stitches
 
hahahaha the double ejector is hilarious, but my scariest moment was when i giunea pigged a table and i hit it and was still going up when the landing ended, that was fucking scary

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
When I nutted on my first rainbow rail attemp the rail was huge and I lean over and fewll 10 feet to my back.

When my mom and I where skiing this shoot and she fell all the way down and hit 4 rocks when I got down there her head was bleeding and she broke her nose

When I overshot a 40 footer to dead flat but all that happend was a really bruised ass

when My dad tryed a rail and landed on the rail with his back and couldnt stand up for like 10 minutes

 
when i was hiking up the park an some dude, a snowboarder hat a rail, and slipped about half way down. he landed on his back and bent in hal. i wanted to puke

bitches dig stitches
 
scariest was at stevens when i sat on my ass all the way down the in run and threw a backflip, i went two big and flipped too fast and was done with the backflip and i was still going up, i started flailing and landed on my back, i heard this crunch and stopped breathing, hurt really fucking bad, and for osme reason tottally destroyed my shins

 
I hit a jump once that was near a snow gun and when I hit the lip it was all sticky snow so it threw me off balance and I landed hard and slammed my nuts. I skied into the lodge and my vision went completely blurry for a couple of minutes. I am talking I couldn't see ten feet in front of me.

Women plan for the future by naming their unborn children while men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer
 
all jumps for me are scary, but i love being scared, so it works...but, don't laugh, i was so scared one day when my lip got stuck to the lift bar...and i was really close to the top. i had to ride around, then had a big scene at the bottom...

for chicks who rip-Beater productions

 
hahahaha thats great my cousin from florida came up to ski and he got his toungue stuck on the side of the lift, and it was really badly stuck and i was sittin next to him, so i grabbed him and pulled him backwards hard and i ripped his toungue off of the lift, but there was this big chunk of skin still on the bar, and we always saw it go by, it was funny

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
they'll probably put that tongue thing in that new dumb and dumber movie

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
uh, actually that was in the last dumb and dumber. why would they put in this one too? the next one doesnt even take place in Aspen.

'Who is your daddy, and what does he do?' -Detective John Kimball

 
Scarist moment last week when I hit about a 45 footer with a big booter trying a zero spin saftey those two or three seconds of looking back up the hill waiting to see if you dialed the speed was really scary. This isnt very scary but a funny moment on the same jump the friday before last I was throwing a three and the jump starts at the crest of the hill so all you can see is the jump and the horizon anyway I was in the middle of my three and I noticed something bright in the flats and I looked down in between my skis and there was some guy standing there looking right up at me and we made eye contact for a split second it was really weird makes me wish I had a helmet cam

Crashin' with Passion'
 
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