Say you had ten minutes

Steal a car and floor it on the highway.

Go to my school and start a fight with an asshole.

Bitch out this girl I know for being a drunk slut.
 
quad gainer off of El Capittain,, and as stated before, AFTA BANG.but i would do it with ski boots on just to be that much mor dope.
 
rob some really big bank, kill my math and art teachers with dull stake knives, then id punch my boss in the nuts. Finaly id take a nap whale driving home from all this fun
 
go into a californian pot shop or into some kind of weed field and steal pounds of weed so it lasts years, go into another shop grab like a 500 dollar bong and go in a ski shop and steal outerwear, skis etc... yes in 10 min.
 
Not trying to be a dick but the gt3 absolutely does not handle "so much better" than a gt2, and I'll tell you why. It handles only slightly better than a gt2 straight from the factory because of how Porsche presets the suspension. However, both the gt2 and gt3 have fully adjustable suspensions so both cars will handle the exact same after a little adjustment. Also the gt2's suspension setup is a little more sophisticated than the gt3 since Porsche added a few new things to it. Overall though, think of the gt2 as just a turbocharged gt3, it's definitely not weaker than the gt3 in any way. Trust me on this, I'm a Porsche nut and my uncle actually owns and tracks a 997 gt3. I'm also a PCA member and have particiapted in DE events with my uncle and I've helped him adjust both his sway bar,coilover, and camber settings at the track in order to dial in the handling so I'm very familiar with the suspension on these cars.
 
you wanna know what's even more awesome? she was german-engineered, her dad was german and her mom was polish.
 
yeah def jump off something, actually id chose a massive cliff tho and jump it on skis and just do as many backflips as possible
 
things i would do:

reeeeeally fast car, and right before the end, gnarly crash. like i mean flipping everywhere, so theres basically nothing left. i dunno, i wonder what thatd feel like.

falling from a plane with no parachute

obv theres the money that id want, the girls will come after i have this money, so no need to wish for them

an acre of land, with my laws, maybe a couple acres. grow some weed, and just do w/e i want on it

my acres of land would obv include my own ski mtn, with the gnarliest lines, and snow all year, pow that is. with a freshly groomed park if need be
 
jump from the top of the atmoshphere and listen to red hot chili peppers on the way down and land and walk away, or go to another planet, or go to space and have sex in space, while all listening to red hot chili peppers.
 
kick the postmistress in my town in the facekill the kid i hate, if i couldn't find him i'd just shoot someone random for thrill...and steal a trillion dollars
 
my girlfriend just broke up with me and i was really sad but now im not because i could tap that and not feel bad about it,

thank you good sir for lifting my spirits, high five
 
i would get a bunch of weed and smoke it in front of some anti smoking people and show them that smoking pot doesn't kill people. Then maybe they'll finally switch sides and use all of their ability to make MJ legal.
 
you wouldnt have enough time unless you stole the porsche first, and raped sexy women while rallying the shit out of it
 
id go kick some babies in the head, then see how far i could throw them. rape a retarded person tell my parents "fuck you" then steal a billion dollars.
 
I would probably fly over to jessica albas home in cali or where ever it is and have sweet ol sex! but the time it takes for me to get there my 10 minutes would be over, I would get denied and end up having to pay plane tickets for nothing..... life is sad
 
i would run around campus, cleaning up the shit that annoys me.

punch all of the slow walking people in the back of the head i came across in my adventures of:

1. jump in lecture rooms, punch any kids who are wasting everyones time with stupid questions preventing us from leaving class

2. take the big sun glasses off every girls face. You know, the shit that covers 2/3s of the face that all the girls wear. if the girl is still hot, i would give them back, if they were a disguise to hid there hideousness, i would then punch her, then stomp the shit out of the glasses so no man would ever be tricked by the evil succubus ever again.

yeah.
 
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