Say you had ten minutes
- Thread starter littlebski
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hold congress and the president hostage and force them to sign a bill that would guarantee me 100 million dollars a year from the government.
then, after my 10 minutes is up, i can do whatever the fuck i want....whenever
then, after my 10 minutes is up, i can do whatever the fuck i want....whenever
ShadyHillGroup
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skeet on sarah palin's face, on live TV, any channel works
C.R.E.A.M
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Hahahaha epic thread.
so many of the responses are hilarious.
for my 10 minutes id shoot mccain, take all the republicans and make them work with the chineese , take there billions and buy park city and only let newschoolers ride that bitch like a hooker you bang like a hammer.
ohh and id bankrupt empire just because i think dumont should focus on skiing and they only sell like 5 things anyways.
so many of the responses are hilarious.
for my 10 minutes id shoot mccain, take all the republicans and make them work with the chineese , take there billions and buy park city and only let newschoolers ride that bitch like a hooker you bang like a hammer.
ohh and id bankrupt empire just because i think dumont should focus on skiing and they only sell like 5 things anyways.
littlebski
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eeeew.... why was that even mentioned.....
take my dads car, jump it off a bridge into a bank, steak mad money to live on for the rest of my life and get whatever i want, after doin that jack the nicest car parked outfront and get mad drunk. cruise around havin mad sex with mad biddies. get super vneck shirts. hit up mad parties. my neighbors storin my mad 30's. and my biddies so hot so i would be set cuase im the man. i would also by maddd tight jeans
[]Soul_Steeze[]
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haha i love this thread already!!!
this is so gonna turn into one of those epic 20 pg threads.
keep em comin guys
this is so gonna turn into one of those epic 20 pg threads.
keep em comin guys
skiunit101
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first off i would shoot obama in the fucking head...then throw him off a brigde
rob the largest bank near and take all the money in it.
fuck mad bitches and then keep thoughs bitches so i can fuck them later on in life
hit up fat partys and get schwasted
then do whatever i want for the wrest of my life with all the money i have
rob the largest bank near and take all the money in it.
fuck mad bitches and then keep thoughs bitches so i can fuck them later on in life
hit up fat partys and get schwasted
then do whatever i want for the wrest of my life with all the money i have
skiunit101
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^^^YES!
i would deff keep her around...lol
i would deff keep her around...lol
solitaryman
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Yeah..
freshlyDIPPED
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kick one of these in the face
freshlyDIPPED
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[fail]ME/[fail]
littlebski
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why a nun?
why not roundhouse something funny? like a pissy evil LA taxi driver?
why not roundhouse something funny? like a pissy evil LA taxi driver?
Skibumsmith
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kick chuck norris in the balls
wskibum176
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BAHAHA
by far the best post in recent history
by far the best post in recent history
Grove_Street
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No endurance ?????
I would probably rob fort knox and send the world into an economic down fall
I would probably rob fort knox and send the world into an economic down fall
Grove_Street
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what was that called?
strongmark
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i had ten minutes!
LOL U TOLD MI 2 SAE IT!!!
LOL U TOLD MI 2 SAE IT!!!
lloyd_christmas
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go to the finals of Legends of Hidden Temple, kick every single of of those Temple Guards right in the pills when they tried to touch me, and show all the children that it's not that difficult to piece together the godforsaken Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Then celebrate with Kirk for the duration.
skiblandford
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steal a car with a hot lady in it and rape her
a_pla5tic_bag
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Steal lots of skis, a couple of hasselblads, lots of film, developing stuff. Somehow obtain a nice house and a car and a driver's license and season passes to local mountains. Maybe the best skiing photographing good personality intelligent girl while i'm at it.
AMG.
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get some devils breath, http://www.vbs.tv/video.php?id=1119242704 and force crazy rich people to sign all their shit over to me so i can sell most of it later and make mad $$, and somehow get a native status card so i can reap all the benefits lol
or
ride around a mall on a pony (not a horse, i know what im doing) while high as shit, and crank people with a wiffel bat, or maybe something harder, depends on my mood at the time.
or
ride around a mall on a pony (not a horse, i know what im doing) while high as shit, and crank people with a wiffel bat, or maybe something harder, depends on my mood at the time.