Say you had ten minutes

It's a nice thought but...how are you going to steal a billion dolllars, buy a ski resort, and then ski on it if you only have ten minutes?
 
Hmmmmmm, well ten minutes gives me just enough time to run out of my neighborhood, down the street, then across the overpass to the near by taco bell where I could steal enough burritos to feed me for the rest of my life...

o and have sex with hot chicks too, yeeeeaaaaah sex.
 
Steal mad nice shit.

Lots of unprotected sex with sexy women.

Jump off a building.

Steal billions of dollars.

And yes, I can do all of that in 10 minutes.
 
these answer are awesoe, hahahaha keep them coming

as for me....id manage to snag a bugatti veyron and own the audobahn....

yes....
 
other than pretty much what everyone else said on here, i would wrestle a really really chubby panda bear if there were no consequences...
 
id sit down trying to figure out what to do and by the time i figured it out my 10 minutes would be over and id hate myself
 
i should probably make the statement that you should try not to hurt or injure anyone for liabilites sake, but that would defeat the purpose of the question....
 
Dude thank you. u just remineded me of better days. +karma. fuck Xenia Onatopp her with that damn rocket launcher and really good machine gun
 
CLAIM I beat Goldeneye and Starfox with Tim Durtschi during summer camp while we were both plastered./endClaim
 
don't you mean '' then pee in his but" ?

but i would go out and rape countless girls

drink about a gallon of jagermeister and get really fucking drunk.

steel a shit load of money from the bank

jump off a building

and punt a little 3 year old girl into oncoming traffic.
 
I'd hop in my truck roll down to the bank 1 min away. Jack that place clean.

Then kick one of best buddies asses just to say I did.
 
yeah, then you'd waste the rest of your ten minutes sulking about it, while i go out and steal all your sponsors
 
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