Saturday night, a hopless chase.

okay i dont post very much when messed up stuff happens but this is absolutely ridiculous.

so saturday night, it was my friend phoebe's birthday. i was with my friends john and george at her house for the party. John decides he wans some coke (not the delicious beverage). he asked me if i knew anyone that could get it for him and i did. my dumb ass ex girlfriend. what a stupid hoe.

well first we drive out to kenwood (about 25 minutes from home base.) we get there to pick up that stupid hoe. the stupid hoe gets in the car, hands me a bottle of brandy (i'm not driving by the way) and tells my friend to drive down to camp road, another 15-20 minutes depending on traffic.

we get to camp road, 45 minutes away from home base. we were like "okay well at least we're gonna be back to the party in about 45 minutes and everything will be cool." ...but no, there's more.

the kid gets in the car, mind you this kid is the definition of hood rat. he was such a tool it was ridiculous... asking us if he could pop bottles in the car and stuff, it got really annoying. anyway, he gets in the car and tells us "yo mayne we got that good shit in price hill." i thought to myself, no fucking way in hell am i going for a 45 minute car ride in the opposite direction than home base... but we did.

45 minutes later at about 10 o'clock we're in the middle of price hill. the sketchiest place in cincinnati probably. absolute hood. well he says we needed to wait for his dealer to go and get the shit. so we wait in a sketchy parking lot with sketchy people asking for cigarettes every like 4 minutes. then we wait some more. and wait, and wait and wait.

finally this mother fucking kid comes back and says he didnt show up, it is now 11:30 PM and we're all very pissed off we wasted our time and gas. he says he has someone that can get it to him in loveland, another 30 minute drive. we finally get there. he gets out. so we wait like 10 minutes. then he comes running back, throws a bag in the car and says "YO GET OUTTA HERE THERES A COP OVER THERE."

so the dumbass that my friend driving was, he drove off and the kid ran away.

john opens the bag

its powdered sugar.

$130 of powdered sugar.

so 5 hours, half a gas tank, and $130 later, we get back to the party. johns empty handed and pissed off.

shitty eh?

 
whatever you lost 130 bucks, u ever had a gun pulled on you durring a drug deal.....now that shit is no fun
 
I love stories where I actually know the locations.

Yeah Price hill can be pretty sketch late at night.
 
haha dude one time i was trying to get some weed on vine street and got robbed. price hill is really sketch. but vine is sketchier

i realized after that night that i was lucky to be alive.... you should probably be thankful as well haha...

word of advice. if your white and have a semi-nice car, dont look for drugs in the hood.

getting some bunk shit, robbed, jumped, killed, your girl raped, you getting raped, etc..... is pretty much inevitable. something is bound to happen that is not in your interests.
 
Out of curiosity do a lot of highschool kids around the country do cocaine now? Every day I hear kids talking about skiing, snow, powder, avalanches(avy) and I am pretty sure they aren't avid skiers.
 
Lots of rich kids do it in the California Bay Area. I've smoked chewy blunts a number of times there and didn't realize it till after the blunt was done.
 
i fucking hate that. somebody once offered me a blunt and didn't tell me it was laced with coke until after i was finished. i don't wanna do that shit.
 
you lost $130 trying to buy coke from a dumb hoe.

i lost $240 riding my bike.

id say im in a shittier situation.
 
one time kid at our school sold another kid $1000 in fake weed. the dealers car got thrashed.... then i found $5
 
sick! once when i was small i found 10$ lying on the ground and i wanted to spend it all on candy but my mom wouldnt let me
 
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