Sarah Fan Club

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

Active member
damnit, i want my own fan club.

well i guess i should be a member considering i have a crude doll version of sarah that i built out of soap chillin my closet. But im really shy and have a hard time getting to know other members at the traditional book burnings and cat sacrifices and stuff

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
damnit, i want my own fan club.

well i guess i should be a member considering i have a crude doll version of sarah that i built out of soap chilling in my closet. But im kinda shy and I have a hard time getting along with the other members at the traditional book burnings and cat sacrifices and stufff

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
dose she have big boobies?

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
I think it was lauren that came up with the idea of starting a sarah fan club, so i embraced her idea and made a thread for it. So this is the official elasmo fan club thread

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Dear Driskey, BURN IN HELL!

-Love, Nick Mercon

'no rings, no strings. thats why the only ring i wear is the one around my penis'- the man show
 
i (heart) sarah oates!

honestly there are like 17 sarahs on this site man...

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
i like people. and people who's names are sarah. especially if there last name rhyms with goats. so im in...

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Ontario represent.
 
i hate people but i love gatherings so im in

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'
 
all because of an icon, damn. i need to get a better one

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
does anyone love me for my icon?

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Dear Driskey, BURN IN HELL!

-Love, Nick Mercon

'no rings, no strings. thats why the only ring i wear is the one around my penis'- the man show
 
pink ranger power

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
sarah did u block me on MSN?

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
No, I didn't block you... It says you're offline and I was away eating dinner. I just had a huge fucking argument with my dad because he's a stupid fuckass and acting like a five-year-old.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
I'd love to join this sadistic, twisted, suicidal rapist cult, but it's getting close to my bedtime.

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
i want to join because i cant think for myself

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
lol, crystal needs.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
huh, what do i need?

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
The part of your name thingie that you can read in the threads without clicking on them is Crystal-needs..., so that's what he typed

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
i wish i had a fan club (hint hint). But she seems pretty cool. I think she's from Alaska. Thats cool.

Powderhound Productions by Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*

 
wow... sorry... im illiterate... i uh, i cant read or write.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
sams club is better

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
bleh. ^she sucks

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

member of both the

'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

and

‘The 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

i am a sack of bull shit and i suck at skiing
 
i liked her even back when she was sillysexyblondie so i have the most right to be in

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
^awesome

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i like sarah. shes my date for halloween! yeay!

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
ha, you said wench, noone says wench... it is a highly underused word. good job.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
yeah wench rules

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
sarah looks hot in her icon

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
Probably why I said it. And you said I was the one who cared what people thought about me. HA. And Stace, I have the coolest Halloween date ever!

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
haha thats right! damn we are cool. coolest kids ever.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
that doesnt follow

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
Yeehaw! Well, I'm going to Cold Stone with Friesie, so you better not find another date, Stace.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
i wish i had a date for halloween

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
oh i wont. dont worry!

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
yeah im with 3ski0 guy , sarah burke is way better

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
Is there some sort of initiation into the fan club? Maybe like sex with Sarah or something?

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
^I'm in on that!

And sam, the fact that you are dressing up like a purple flower might have something to do with the fact that you don't have a date....

On my way to goddom
 
^ hahah......

anyway, poor sammers and i are in the same boat. lonely. for halloween.

*cries* ... *again*

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

RTGAHMKFNTWTKTAEPCBTWAACAKALH

UNBAN MOMMY!

N2S Media
 
alone eh? sounds like a plan.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
yeah, back up of it or something dawg yo

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
yes, love both sarah oates and burke and sammer- i mean same caylor

remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
 
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